Elon Musk & Company Deliver Rocket to Cameron County

Art Kalifa and Jessica Tetreau-Kalifa's New Rocket
With only a little fanfare this past month, a Brownsville family took delivery of a rocket.  No, it was not SpaceX's Falcon Heavy, capable of transporting a payload of 53 metric tons with a liftoff thrust of 4 million pounds.

Art Kalifa and his wife, Commissioner Jessica Tetreau-Kalifa, took delivery of a Tesla, a vehicle produced by another Elon Musk company, Tesla Motors.


Tetreau With Future Astronaut
at SpaceX Scoping Meeting in 2012 
Looming as evidence of the relevance of synchronicity, we submit the photo of Tetreau and a budding astronaut at the SpaceX scoping meeting held at the ITEC Center in 2012.  

Art and Jessica will have to resist the urge to tell each other to "¡Dale Gas!" as this rocket has an electric motor. According to Jessica's Facebook page, two charging stations have been installed at Car Wash Plus! to keep the wheels rolling down the road.  

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  1. Good for them! If I had the money I'd buy one too. I hate paying my hard earned money to oil and gas companies who destroy our planet and are probably the reason most of us have had cancer.

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  2. Mark my words, all the city commissioner will be driving a sports car, really soon. Making lots of money under the table, but us as dumb asses we keep electing the same rats to seated in these seats... Aw Brownsville raza never change d

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  3. ^^^^it never surprises me when lazy bums have to knock someone doing well down. Tell me, do you put in 18 hour days like these people do? Yeah, I didn't think so. It's called ambition..... You should find some.

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    1. Yes, I see but she can't pay her employees, but she has money to buy a expensive car, pay your employees Jessica and art, everyone know you have made lots of money as a commissioner, use some of it to pay your employees

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    2. Go away blimp! Worry about your own life.

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  4. Tesla car has a 2 year wait list to own. They probably ordered it years ago. It has won numerous awards and is All American made. It is nice to see our commission driving a America made car with new technology.

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  5. Perhaps the community will learn about the merits of this vehicle. Of course Jessica hasn't made friends of the auto sales community but buying the Tesla. Its not good politics to piss off such a large business association by throwing a Tesla in their faces.

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  6. That's probably why the lady from the Chevy dealership started blasting Jessica and her husband on RrunRrun. Chevy makes Volt which is a piece of junk next to a Tesla. Go Tesla and Jessica!

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  7. Jim, are you to retarded to see that it is Jessica posting? 7:39am is her...10:49am is her....1:47pm is her....7:34pm is her. We know it is you Rick Flair....just because you can fool Barton you don't fool us.....mensa!

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  8. They bought it used in McAllen

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    1. Stalking her Zeke?

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    2. Zeke doesn't need to stalk Jessica it's more like Jessica stalks Zeke. Conviction is something Jessica will ever know

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    3. Jessica need to take take stick she has up her ass and start acting like a business women, pay your employees , I will no longer take my trucks to get detailed.. I think I'm just gonna call someone one to just come to my house and detail it here..

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  9. They will make up for the loss on volume. http://www.cnbc.com/2015/08/10/tesla-burns-cash-loses-more-than-4000-on-every-car-sold.html

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