𝗝𝗘𝗥𝗥𝗬 𝗠𝗖𝗛𝗔𝗟𝗘 𝗔𝗞𝗔 𝗗𝗥. 𝗚.𝗙. 𝗠𝗖𝗛𝗔𝗟𝗘-𝗦𝗖𝗨𝗟𝗟𝗬 𝗕𝗟𝗔𝗦𝗧𝗦 "𝗖𝗔𝗣𝗧𝗔𝗜𝗡" 𝗕𝗢𝗕 𝗦𝗔𝗡𝗖𝗛𝗘𝗭!!!

•  by Jerry McHale

Jerry McHale

Show after show "Captain" Bob Sanchez CBS) loses credibility on each succeeding presentation as he rants and raves about the same subjects with the same guests. Like a preacher pounding the pulpit, Sanchez whines and complains as he attempts to sell his version of the truth.

At his last performance he dragged County Commissioner Joey Lopez through the mud as well as most entities including the BISD, the Port and the COB. Sounding as vicious as Hamas, Sanchez, armed with one of Mayra "Miss Menudo" Flores' automatic weapons, wants drug smugglers shot on the spot.

He took Dr. G.F. McHale-Scully's name in vain when he claimed that the famed and respected blogger had predicted that Dr. Laura Cisneros would lose in her campaign against Right-Winger Flores who is leading a band of racists, renegades, rednecks, insurrectionists and religious bigots to reclaim the congressional seat that Democrat Vicente Gonzalez currently holds.

Bob "Captain" Sanchez

"Bob is not a journalist by profession," said Dr. McHale-Scully from his downtown office on Washington Street. "He hasn't read a book in years. He has probably burned more books igniting barbecues than the Nazis burnt during their reign of terror. We can only hope that the 'Captain' doesn't start burning people although he appears ready to dig a trench along the Rio Grande and start dropping Mexicans.

"Since facts give him diarrhea although it really might be the fish he captures and serves from the polluted resacas near his restaurant, he spewed his usual lies that I said that ignorant Mayra Flores was going to defeat the well-educated Dr. Laura Cisneros. I gave Bob the latest South Texas Independent Journalist Association (STIJA) poll that displays Cisneros has edged ahead of Flores and presently holds the momentum.

"She also has Rodrigo Moreno of Pink Ape fame managing her campaign. Moreno is such a consummate pro that he could even get 'Captain' Bob elected to an office in the city or the county even though the boisterous braggart has lost three times seeking public office by four-to-one margins. 

"Since he aspires to being a politician one day, we shouldn't be surprised that he is lying in order to bolster Flores' numbers against Cisneros. Sanchez is on a personal vendetta against Cisneros who has forgotten more than Sanchez will ever learn. As a result of Sanchez's lack of professionalism, Erasmo Castro has reclaimed the title as the municipality's number one podcaster."

According to the Baker Boys, the respected investigative duo, the CBS Board of Directors are disappointed the direction that Sanchez is taking the weekly broadcast. There is talk that attorney Rick Zayas may replace him in the near future. The investigative brothers have connections with both CBS Board President Rene Cardenas and CBS Board Vice-President Arturo Trevino. They are not happy. They may make the "Captain" sad if he keeps performing this badly.