Friday, August 6, 2021

WILD SPECULATION FROM WIGHTMAN ABOUT JESSICA TETREAU RUNNING FOR MAYOR, THEN JESSICA'S ANSWER

Wightman Selfie Modeling New "Warby Parker" Glasses

Bobby Wightman-Cervantes, Brownsville's mercurial blogger, known for wild mood swings and garbled syntax, has put our city on a veritable roller coaster ride of rumor and guessing about whether or not Jessica Tetreau will run for mayor the next go-around.

On Wednesday, Bobby made this announcement in bold block letters:

I  HATE  RUMORS  BUT  THERE  MAY  BE TRUTH  TO  JESSICA  RUNNING  FOR MAYOR  AND  HERE  IS  WHY

Next, Bobby explains as only he can:

"I am in so much trouble I will be working until 1 a.m. again.  The kicker is Elon Musk has no taste for local drama.  He is not going to back Jessica over Trey or Trey over Jessica."

For the next several paragraphs Mr. Wightman goes off into several tangents about term limits, Joe Biden and Mike Hernandez III.

Finally, he gets back to Jessica Tetreau running for mayor: 

"As Mike's (Hernandez III) power grows so to(sic) does Jessica's chances of becoming mayor."

That was Wednesday.  On Thursday Wightman is singing a completely different tune, this time announcing in bold letters:

THERE IS NO POSSIBILITY JESSICA WILL BE RUNNING FOR MAYOR

Here is Wightman's explanation for totally reversing course from the day before:

"Like I said I hate rumors.  When I wrote my previous post I should not have because I was deep into integrating documents into a document for Congress."

Commissioner Jessica Tetreau

Thursday night we took the time to do something that had likely never occurred to Bobby.  We asked Jessica Tetreau if she was considering a run for mayor.

Barton at 11:37 PM Thursday:

"It's obviously too early to declare, but is running for mayor something you would ever consider?"

Jessica Tetreau at 6:54 AM Friday:

"It's hard to tell but working with the city is my passion.  I guess I just have to say we will see what comes down the road."


6 comments:

  1. Your next sentence to her should have been: "Answer the question - yes or no."

    Wishy-washy answers serve you as a blogger and no one else. Dare to insist.

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  2. Of course she will run. She likes the limelight. What else can she do with her IQ?

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  3. Da Blimp spread rumors. Then he puts down other bloggers for doing what he did! Yea, the dude is out there, way out ther….

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  4. would have wanted to hear more from her.

    oh, well.

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  5. How is this crackpot still writing? I've honestly tried to read his stuff but he never makes any sense.

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  6. El Boobie is a whimsical bipolar caricature. He fabricates stories and wild political inexperience to fit his warped narrative. He is unable to distinguish between reality and his imaginary mindset. Its no surprise he's disbarred and relies on the taxpayers and defendants to supplement his livelihood. He's a POS.

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