Saturday, September 8, 2018

"SPAZGATE" ROCKS CAMERON COUNTY REPUBLICAN PARTY!



Nobody told me there'd be days like these

Nobody told me there'd be days like these

Strange days indeed

strange days indeed
Everybody's runnin' and no one makes a move

"Nobody Told Me"
John Lennon

Robert Sanchez
Life is strange.  One wrong turn and you're in Hell.  

No, not Fate, brothers and sisters, wrong turns, missteps, miscalculations, forgotten invitations.  Those are the seeds that produce bad fruit.

If Robert Sanchez,  AKA Captain Bob gets his well-earned invite to the Ambassador Event Center August 30, Spazgate never happens.

Rinse and repeat. If Brother Robert had taken his rightful place at a table next to Brother Tad Hasse and closer-than-a-brother Chris Valadez at the Cascos fundraiser featuring Austin's Spazmatics, even getting up to shake his booty, like Bobby Wightman-Cervantes, none of this shit comes out.

Tadd Hasse
But, Robert Sanchez was royally pissed that he didn't get an invite to the $145 per ticket event at the Ambassador, a snub he couldn't fathom, especially since he'd put himself so dutifully on the line as a sacrificial lamb candidate in a feeble attempt to deplete the resources of Democrat County Judge Eddie Trevino.

Campaign finance reports don't indicate that Trevino so much as bought a flyswatter to deal with Sanchez, quietly raising $55,000 during the primary to add to a $70,000 personal loan.  During the same time period Captain Bob raised $0.00.

Rebecca Gomez
"I'm totally embarrassed by this incident," stated Rebecca Gomez during an extended phone conversation yesterday.

"I'm a lifelong Democrat and don't believe in this."

"I got involved because I'm a friend of Bob's and I didn't want to leave him alone with Tad Hasse, who I don't trust," she added.

"Bob was going through a terrible divorce and, somehow felt he was running a campaign against Rene Oliveira.  I don't know where Hasse got the money.  It took him about a week to get it and, then, he stuffed it into my purse," Gomez stated.

The sham candidacy of Robert "Captain Bob" Sanchez against Eddie Trevino was about as useful as the Watergate burglary forty years ago and just as dumb.

Carlos Cascos
Of course, none of this is currently traceable to Carlos Cascos, just the "work" of  heyboys Valadez and Hasse.  Yet, no local Cameron County Republican even breathes without permission from Cascos to exhale or inhale.
The Spazmatics from Austin, Governor Abbott's and Carlos Cascos's favorite band






22 comments:

  1. If it was Cascos, Cris Valadez would be his bitch of choice, not Toothless Tad. Someone else is behind Spaz-gate

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  2. Rebecca Gomez doesn’t trust Ted Hasse. Neither do we. Where did Ted get the money?

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  3. What woman lets a man she doesn’t trust touch her purse, much less put money in it? This doesn’t pass the smell test.

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  4. No comment from Morgan Graham. Curiouser and curiouser.

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    1. How racist of you to leave out Cisneros, Morgan's Spanish name.

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    2. Cisneros is her mother’s maiden name. It doesn’t appear on her marriage license.

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    3. Cisneros is her mother’s maiden name. It doesn’t appear on Dorothy Morgan’s marriage license.

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    4. Cisneros is her mother’s maiden name. It doesn’t appear on Dorothy Morgan’s marriage license.

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    5. ^Now that’s one creepy guy following her around. Morgan if anything happens to you we need to look for this commentator first.

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  5. Hell hath no fury like a Captain Boob scorned.

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    1. Speaking of boobs where’s Morgana in all this

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  6. Someone wrote that Bobby can "shit-on-demand." True shit?

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  7. I don't like corrupt guys who get caught. I like corrupt guys who don't get caught. OK????

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  8. What's the big deal. No one broke any laws. If anyone violated any law it may have been Sanchez for not reporting the contribution or the filing fee expenditure. As far as any republicans getting Sanchez to run, so what? No one said a word when Democrats recruited a bartender from SPI to run as a Republican against the then incumbent Cascos. Did anyone say anything? Did that guy file any campaign reports? All you with your conspiracy theories are pathetic. Sanchez is not a puppet, he knew what he was doing. I admire him for having the courage to do it in spite of dealing with other issues.

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  9. Four words: Morgan “Babe Wonder” Graham. And all the boys are closing round to protect her like always. She’d do anything to help Carlitos including selling her soul because her body belongs to him.

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  10. Carlos looks like he’s gonna steal votes in your picture.

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  11. La série The Walking Dead peut-elle rebondir ?

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  12. Vous manquez d'idées de films à voir en famille ?

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