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| Brownsville Nemesis Juliet Garcia |
"The Shit Property," "Turd Park," and "Hold Your Nose Sports Complex" are a few of the saltier references to proposed new location for Lincoln Park.
"That park is not in District 1," Longoria has allegedly been implying. "Call John Villarreal." Check the district maps, dumbass. Lincoln Park is not only in District 1, but primarily used by Southmost residents, those you claim to represent.
But, there is a method to Ricardo's madness and it stinks more than the odor of raw, untreated human sewage. Do you recall newly appointed Public Relations Officer Patty Gonzalez being quoted in the Brownsville Herald that residents might want to "rename" Lincoln Park once moved? Guess what? In exchange for his vote to transfer Lincoln Park, Ricardo Longoria has been promised the park will be named after him! Wow! How much is that worth? Momma's lil' DJ made good afterall!
But there's more. Rose Gowen gets at least $1,000,000 out of the $6.5 million in petty cash kicked in by UT for Belden Park to secure her legacy as Brownsville's Bike Trail Dominatrix. And. . . . . drum roll!!!!!! The obnoxious Deborah "Little Debbie" Portillo gets money for her pet project.
Jessica Tetreau. . . that police substation and community center you've been wanting for District 2? Play your cards right and vote with the majority and "it's yours." Tetreau says she will still vote "no!"
One order of business remains. Once Lincoln Park is demolished, the citizens need to be involved. Why name the new park in honor of a civil war president when it can recognize a modern, local hero?
By popular demand the new park will be named The Ricardo Longoria, Jr. Human Excrement Sports Park.
As you drive down Southmost have your clothes pins ready!
Ricardo Longoria, Jr es un payaso que supuestamente "representa" a los pobres de Southmost. El cabron ni sabe hablar espaΓ±ol!!! Junior es un bolillo que debe vivir en Rio Viejo con Julie.
ReplyDeleteLincoln Park smells like "money" to Tony Martinez and his cronies. Ricardo Longoria is not a proper gauge of any issue.....he's an idiot and probably has his mind on his next gig as a "DJ". Somewhere, someway, Julieta is in the middle of this land grab by UT System and me thinketh that Julieta has her eyes on that property as the site of her new domain......Director of the UT "think tank".....now it can be called the "Stink Tank". Julieta seeks to remain in the middle of things when most of us wish she would get on her broom and fly away.
ReplyDeleteThis whole "think tank" is a joke. Nobody with any stature will want to be associated with it. UT-Austin has the finest Latin American Collection in the world as well as all the heavy weights in LA Studies. Do you really think they will have anything to do with Brownsville and La Cacique? Think again. By the way, just exactly what is her specialization in Latin American Studies? What books has she written on the topic? Has she done field work in Mexico or other LA countries? Can she give an impromptu speech in Spanish at a high academic level? Of course, they do have Antonio Martinez.
DeleteRick wants the park named after himself? WTF?
ReplyDeleteWhy don't UT get the shit property instead & see if they can stand the smell. jijijiji
ReplyDeleteNot all of Southmost smells bad that you need a clothes pin, Jim. It's only on East Avenue across the sewage plant as you approach Impala. If you ever got off your ass and traveled to Southmost, you would know that.
ReplyDeleteOf course.
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