𝗘𝗔𝗧𝗜𝗡𝗚 𝗠𝗢𝗡𝗧𝗢𝗬𝗔'𝗦 𝗗𝗨𝗦𝗧 𝗗𝗔𝗜𝗟𝗬 𝗜𝗡 𝗣𝗔𝗚𝗘𝗩𝗜𝗘𝗪𝗦

Google Blogger gives us the number of pageviews for the day, month and all-time, useful for whenever we need to justify our existence as an internet entity.

While pageviews stroke the ego, they're just as invaluable as Monopoly money or Scrabble points, in other words, as worthless as a TSC Certificate of Completion to students looking for a job in industry.

We'd hoped to reach the dizzying pageview numbers of Brownsville's numero uno Blogger for Hire, Juan Montoya of El Rrun Rrun, who amassed 8,246 the other day, but we again fell short with a mere 5,845.

The number above the daily pageviews, 3,717,591, is the "all-time" views since we restarted the blog as the Brownsville Observer after wandering around for a few years as Mean Mister Brownsville.

For filing purposes, I'd file pageviews in the same folder as applause, cheers, complements and attaboys.

With any one of the above and a $5 bill, you can get yourself a cup of coffee at Starbucks.

Enjoy!