Wednesday, November 16, 2016

Colleyville Car Dealer Reaches Out to Duardo Paws-Marteenez For "Help"

Mike Hernandez III, part owner of  D&M Leasing, a self-proclaimed Brownsville benefactor, has experienced a so-far bumpy ride in his personal mandate to pull "Brownsville out of poverty by 2033."

Earlier this year Hernandez rented billboards, not only in Brownsville, but also, amusingly in Harlingen, to announce the existence of the almost clandestine OP 10.33, his Facebook site proclaiming amateurishly worded platitudes about saving Brownsville and supporting candidates who "do right."

Mike tried to make his dream come true by throwing $140,000 at six candidates for the Port of Brownsville and Texas Southmost College trustee positions.  Five of Mike's "horses" lost, while TSC board member Trey Mendez simply took Mike's money, ignored his bull shit and won.

Hernandez reached out to Ambiotec's Carlos Marin for help, further certifying to knowledgeable locals that he was a total ignoramus with respect to our region's heartbeat. Marin feasts on local government for his personal enrichment, but, of course, Mike, living in Colleyville, has no understanding of how Marin snatches every desirable local engineering project for his firm with his political contacts.

Jerry McHale
When this blog, followed by two others, unraveled Mike's plan for Brownsville, Cameron County, blogger Jerry McHale added his own critique.  Mike, in an obvious effort to silence, stymie, stifle and squelch criticism and free speech, emulated Donald Trump, by filing a million buck lawsuit against Jerry.

With varied approaches, the local blogs continued to chastise Hernandez for his bumbling, inept, unsophisticated interference in local elections, knowing full well that, if he wanted to toss money into the air, someone here would clutch his gift. Locals stare longingly at gift horses, but never at their mouth.

Duardo Paws-Marteenez, Sporting the "Bowl"
Haircut of 1940's Appalachia 
Hernandez, perhaps assessing some blame for his failures at the feet of his designated spokesperson, Roger Lee, accepted some love overtures from wannabe Brownsville blogger Duardo Paws-Marteenez.  Duardo or Putz, as he is known locally, although Bobby Wightman-Cervantes insists on referring to him as the "Imp," played reporter, asking Mr. Mike some questions about his operation.  Duardo gushed on his unread blog: "The OP 10.33 story is intriguing because it does seem to be the "noble" effort Mike Hernandez says it is."

LOL!  Hernandez would conquer Brownsville if it were populated by dumbasses like the Duardo!


5 comments:

  1. Who calls the Dingy Prieto Momma's boy Imp?

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  2. I do, and Jim your outline of Mike this morning is spot on. Good Job.

    Bobby WC

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  3. Mr. Barton, why did you use a picture of the lovely Argelia Miller and put there that it was some old dude with a beatle haircut

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  4. Just curious. What have you done for Brownsville?

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  5. Just the tubster. Everyone else knows he is (phrase that pays) the putz, and a flaky putz at that.

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