𝗦𝗣𝗘𝗔𝗞𝗘𝗥 𝗠𝗜𝗞𝗘 𝗝𝗢𝗛𝗡𝗦𝗢𝗡 𝗘𝗠𝗣𝗟𝗢𝗬𝗦 "𝗧𝗛𝗘𝗢𝗖𝗥𝗔𝗧𝗜𝗖 𝗦𝗧𝗥𝗔𝗧𝗘𝗚𝗬" 𝗧𝗢 𝗖𝗢𝗩𝗘𝗥 𝗙𝗢𝗥 𝗛𝗜𝗦 𝗣𝗥𝗘𝗦𝗜𝗗𝗘𝗡𝗧

                                   by Jim Barton                                  

"Honest" Mike Fibbing for the President

As someone raised in a Bible-thumping environment, I've heard this shit before, like when Abraham claimed his wife Sarah was merely his sister to somehow protect her from the lustful eyes of the Pharoah.  That untruth was represented as merely "theocratic strategy," certainly not a morals-deficient lie.

Now, self-professed "Christian," little Mike Johnson, has an excuse for Trump's likely inclusion and prominent mention in the so-called Epstein Files.

You see Trump was there, but, not to rape pre-pubescent girls like the other lowlifes, but to merely go "undercover" to rat out his close friend Jeffrey Epstein.

Honest Mike breaks it all down for us, letting us in on the real reason Trump willingly cavorted with sexual predators.  

“It’s been misrepresented,” Johnson claimed. “He is not saying what Epstein did is a hoax. It’s a terrible, unspeakable evil and he believes that himself.”

“He was an FBI informant to try to take this stuff down,” the speaker added to the whopper.

Well, damn! That's an explanation MAGA can swallow even if Trump had to pretend to play along by forcing his genitals into virgin females.  

At least he wasn't eating cats and dogs like those nasty Haitian immigrants!