𝗧𝗥𝗨𝗠𝗣 𝗖𝗟𝗔𝗜𝗠𝗦 𝗜𝗠𝗠𝗜𝗚𝗥𝗔𝗡𝗧𝗦 𝗔𝗥𝗘 𝗘𝗔𝗧𝗜𝗡𝗚 𝗣𝗘𝗧𝗦 𝗜𝗡 𝗦𝗣𝗥𝗜𝗡𝗚𝗙𝗜𝗘𝗟𝗗, 𝗢𝗛𝗜𝗢

Trump in media spin room after debate

Putting on a brave face after his disastrous, laughable debate performance in Philadelphia, PA, Donald Trump ventured into the designated "spin room" to proclaim victory while throwing out some obviously phony "poll" numbers.

"It was the best debate, personally, that I have ever had. . . . . polls are indicating the we got 90%, 60%, 72%, 71% and 89%."

Trump pre-debate coaching by Rep. Matt Gaetz and former Rep. Tulsi Gabbard proved ineffective as Trump made the absurd, racist claim that Haitian immigrants in Springfield, Ohio were stealing and eating the pet dogs and cats of local residents.

"In Springfield, they are eating the dogs. The people that came in, they are eating the cats.  They're eating--they are eating the pets of the people that live there."

Minutes after the debate, the Trump campaign took another large hit with Taylor Swift, an entertainer with a following of 280,000,000, endorsed the Kamala Harris-Tim Walz tandem.

Trump had craved the Swift endorsement, even posting a false AI-generated statement on Truth Social claiming the celebrity had endorsed him.

Conservative commentator Christopher Rufo has stepped up with a monetary offer to any providing evidence of immigrants eating pets:

"Alright, let's settle it. I will provide a $5,000 bounty to anyone who can provide my team with hard, verifiable evidence that Haitian migrants are eating cats in Springfield, Ohio. Deadline is Sunday. Go."