BLOGFATHER JERRY MCHALE EMULATES SARAH HUCKABEE SANDERS

Sarah Huckabee Sanders

Walking into the City Commission chambers Thursday, accompanied by grandson Jack, I was met by Pastor Brad Burke, eyes fixated, not dilating:

"Have you heard the news about Sarah Huckabee Sanders?  She might be running for governor of Arkansas.  She'd make a good one, don't you think?"

"What?" I responded.  "I thought she was Trump's press secretary.  But, you may be right.  She's pretty damn good at spinning Trump's lies."

Pastor Brad's big smile turned into a look of disgust, as if he'd just tossed "pearls before swine."

"I shouldn't have mentioned it," was all the pastor could think to say.

Yep, in the Trumpian world, down is up and up is down as Kim Jong Un and Vladimir Putin vie for the Nobel Peace Prize.

"It's freezing outside, where the hell is 'global warming?' " asks the best President in the history of the United States.

"Well, we have at least one bastion of truth left," I thought to myself, the blogfather, Jerry McHale.

"He might kick your ass, but he won't lie about you or your words," I mused.

That was before I clicked the "Favorite's Bar" to read today's edition of the McHale Report, only to be hit by the headline: BARTON LAUDS COWEN FOR BUSINESS ACUMEN!!! atop a picture, then to see another story of selected, out-of-context quotes from the Brownsville Observer.

Did Jerry and Sarah graduate from the same class at the Universitee of Arkansaw at Dogpatch(Hillbilly U.)?

We'll make no attempt to walk back the comments like Team Trump is forced to do daily, but instead quote from Pastor Brad's favorite book:

"Let the reader use discernment."

St. Matthew, Chapter 24, verse 15