"AS THE AVOCADO TURNS," THE DUARDO/CAPTAIN BOB SOAP OPERA CONTINUES!

From the editor:  As they say, "no good deed goes unpunished."  Erasmo and I tried to give a little podcast exposure to restauranteur/failed political candidate Robert "Captain Bob" Sanchez and now he's badmouthing us under the influence of his conjoined twin, Duardo Paz Martinez.(The uncouth captain actually tried to "vape" during the show, blowing toxic particulates in our faces, but was quickly ordered to stop by the cafe owners.)

Duardo, who claims to be a McAllen native, but has no journalistic standing in his own town, uses a 65 mile long umbilical cord attached to his blogging parent and mentor, Jerry McHale, trying to put his own twist on what he reads on the Brownsville blogs.

While I've no idea what chemicals Robert is vaping, something is causing memory loss as this past year Duardo wrote a series of very negative anti-Captain articles including the one published below, calling Robert a "pussy," a "pompous joker," an "effeminate rat," and a "clown."

Since then, the Captain and Duardo have obviously kissed and made up:


March 4, 2018

Mouthy Candidate Sanchez Goes Out Like A Poached Pussy…

By DUARDO PAZ-MARTINEZ | Editor of The Republic

BROWNSVILLE, Texas – Once, he was the Bad Boy of city politics, a pompous joker who would yell at his opponents as if screaming at a Bad Vato. That was resident wannabe-bully Robert Sanchez’s style. But apparently…no more. Here, as the current campaign ahead of the March 6th Primary vote next week winds down, Sanchez may as well be appointed The Town Pussy. He has gone out with a whimpering only kicked alley cats know well.

Sanchez has no chance in next Tuesday’s vote and will lose overwhelmingly to sitting County Judge Eddie Trevino.

What a fall for a candidate who had fallen even before he launched his useless campaign. County judge and Robert Sanchez are words that will never be officially associated by anyone except him. He is, as the best chefs in town might say about here, “El Aguacate Podrido.” Trevino will mop the Election Office floor with him and maybe even give his ex-wife a ring for the evening prize. Hey, this is Brownsville and, in Brownsville, politicians learn to lose at a very early age. Robert Sanchez, by his very physical looks, lost a long time ago.

Nowhere were his signature boisterous laughs and howling that symbolized his earlier campaign for mayor. No one heard a peep from the aggressive Sanchez, a man who once slugged his father-in-law and handed-in his kids in a divorce settlement to avoid paying child support. No, boys, Sanchez, once known as Capt. Bob, slinked away into the political night as if some effeminate rat willingly walking the ship’s plank. Whatever votes he gets will be “votos de caridad,” like Blogger Jerry McHale’s publicized support. And it should stand as the final nail on this clown’s political ambitions. He is about as qualified to be county judge as would be Curly of The Three Stooges.

So, raise a glass of piss to the land-lubbing Captain! Say “Adios, Bofo” to the worst candidate for local office ever. He did the impossible, Rene. He became a worse Erasmo Castro, which suddenly has Castro looking better and toward the next election cycle.

The Captain never was a captain.

Bald Robert Sanchez was the ship crew’s pliant asshole and nothing more.

Meow…meow…meow…

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