DARK CLOUDS OVER BROWNSVILLE BLOGOSPHERE!

Cumulonimbus incus, nature's dreaded storm clouds, hang over the City of Brownsville's blogosphere, moisture-laden, negatively charged.

Thor can't be far away.  

His thunder will rip Brownsville a new one!  

Only dark, poorly-written pieces came out of the blogosphere in recent days, including the Brownsville Observer.

A conspiracy theory, purporting to solve Spazgate, silly by even Bobby Wightman-Cervantes's standards pollutes the pages of the irrelevant BROWNSVILLE VOICE.  Wightman can't connect the dots of a 2nd grade color book, instead using his crayon to curve around all the obvious dots to a made-up dot on another page.

Hasse & Bobby Wightman-Cervantes
at the $145 Cascos Fundraiser

In the Bobby World, the planted candidacy of Robert "Captain Bob" Sanchez, orchestrated by Chris Valadez and Tad Hasse, with a manipulated assist from Rebecca Gomez and obvious vulnerability by Mr. Sanchez,   becomes an Eddie Trevino Conspiracy.  

WARNING!  HAVE PAIN RELIEVER HANDY IF YOU CHOOSE TO READ BOBBY'S TANGLED NONSENSE:  

"This is even greater proof this was a Treviño con to tell his supporters he needed money, when he did not, by claiming he had Sanchez as an opponent. 

For me logic says this was a Treviño set up with Rebecca Gomez, to raise more money and then later before the election create a fake conspiracy against Cascos. 

If you read what follows, this logic tells you Treviño's camp is the one behind this entire mess, and not the Republicans or Cascos. At worse(sic) Hasse just got excited and helped his friend being misguided it would somehow hurt Treviño when the entire matter was used as a way to raise more money for Treviño."

SORRY, IF YOUR HEAD HURTS, BUT I WARNED YOU!

PLEASE NOTICE BOBBY'S ONE FACTOID:

  "It would be classic Gilbert Hinojosa."

Bobby, Bobby, Bobby!  You can't "prove" a theory with speculation.  You need facts!

Yes, by publishing that doozy of a theory, Bobby Wightman-Cervantes earned every penny of his $145 ticket to the Cascos event.  Rightfully, he and his live-in roommate should have been delivered to the Ambassador Event Center in a stretch limousine with driver Carlos Cascos in a chauffeur cap.

Duardo Paz-Martinez

Not to be outdone by his wild-eyed Brownsville blogging brother, Duardo Paz-Martinez, typing from just outside the reaches of the Brownsville blogosphere, from a McAllen coffee shop offering free wifi, gets even more bizarre, speculating that my deceased wife Nena was the bag lady.  Notice Duardo's obscene comment:  

"We asked Sanchez if he thought Barton may know who the mysterious cash deliveryman might be, but he only laughed at that one. When we asked him if it could have been Jim’s wife, Nenny, Sanchez said, “Maybe so.” Nena Barton was still alive back during the run-up to the March Primaries. She did not die until April 9th…"

Duardo's made-up conversation above epitomizes  his classless, piece of shit existence, but also why no journalistic entity has seen fit to hire him in the last two decades.  Being a rapidly-fading seventy year old does not preclude working as a reporter.  Just ask Bob Woodward. 

Longtime Brownsville blogger Jerry McHale can't be excluded from the dumpster fire of articles written this week.  

Notice Jerry's almost Trumpian distraction to Spazgate:  

"How come they're not asking more questions about pedophile priests in the diocese?" Jerry asks in an article entitled :  "BUT THEY SURE WANT TO KNOW ABOUT THE $800!"

Jerry McHale

Jerry could just as well have distracted us with global warming or the price of tea in China, valid issues, but not relevant to Spazgate.

This was the Brownsville equivalent to Trump asking "What about Obama, Hillary and the Dems?"

Not a good week for the Brownsville blogosphere!