"And God saw that the wickedness of man
was great in the earth, and that every imagination of the thoughts of his heart
was only evil continually."
Genesis 6:5, KJV
Bobby Wightman-Cervantes, the finest legal mind in Texas, editor of the BROWNSVILLE VOICE,
the only unbought blog in Brownsville, saw through my self-serving, evil plan.
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| Bobby Wightman-Cervantes |
Bobby proved false my frequent refrain that he "can find the dots, but cant' connect them."
Inspector Bobbie uncovered my greedy scheme to slant my blog in such a way that Mike Hernandez would reward me monetarily.
But, let the super sleuth, Bobby Wightman-Cervantes speak for himself:
"There is no doubt in my mind Jim Barton is now begging Mike Hernandez to be on his payroll or is already on his payroll. Jim is either attacking me, Mike's nemesis, or backing Mike's machinations. Mike Hernandez is incredibly adept at picking losers."
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| Mike Hernandez |
Anyone still reading this confession of wrongdoing may ask: "Who the hell is Mike Hernandez?"
Well, he's the last guy that checked out El Jardin Hotel with some public words about renovation, a big-time car leaser in Metroplex, Texas.
Still don't know who I'm talking about? Does the cryptic phrase OP 10.33 ring a bell?
Maybe this: Pledged $2,000,000 to the now defunct United Brownsville.
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Spent $140,000 on candidates for Texas Southmost College and the Port of Brownsville, losing 5 out of 6 races.(A last minute contribution to Trey Mendez kept him from going 0-6)
OK, my last clue: He's a close relative of Robert Sanchez AKA "Captain Bob?"(Notice the reference, Robert? A free shrimp plate, maybe?)
Since Bobby's onto me, this might be the appropriate time to 'fess up to other shameful examples of my acting out with ulterior motives.
Tony Martinez, do you remember when I held the door open for you for a TSC event? I was hoping for some free carrot cake from Lola's Bake Shop or some beef brisket from 1848 BBQ.
Trey Mendez, I was so jealous when Bobby got a free piece of Dodici pizza and I didn't.
Whew! Now, I feel better. Confession is good for the soul? Tell me about it!
Bobby is the quintessential entertainer. Billy Joel needs to write a ballad about him.
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Monday, July 16, 2018 at 7 PM - 9 PM
Country Inn & Suites by Radisson - Harlingen, TX
3825 S Expressway 83, Harlingen, Texas 78550
This is a fundraiser for our three local candidates. Dr. Rey Gonzales for 34th Congressional District. Tad Hasse for State Bd of Education. And Carlos Cascos for County Judge. Hosted by the North Cameron County Republican Club and the Cameron County Republican Women. There will be finger foods, beer, wine, water and soda provided. Please invite other conservative voters.
Will it be BYOH (Bring Your Own Hood)?
DeleteHe has tits the size of Dolly Parton and the belly of OctoMom.
ReplyDeleteBobby "Trust my legal advice because I'm a disbarred attorney" Wightman. Hahahahahahahahaha.
ReplyDeleteYou wrote about Carlos Cascos Friday. What do you want from him?
ReplyDeleteToday’s press conference in Helsinki was one of the most disgraceful performances by an American president in memory….
ReplyDeleteNo prior president has ever abased himself more abjectly before a tyrant. Not only did President Trump fail to speak the truth about an adversary; but speaking for America to the world, our president failed to defend all that makes us who we are—a republic of free people dedicated to the cause of liberty at home and abroad.
As Republicans recover from this huge unforced error (exactly what the GOP didn’t need at this point in a perilous midterm election cycle) and start spinning this event, we will hear some imaginative interpretations of Trump’s behavior in Helsinki (the jet-lag theory, unfortunately, won’t fly, since POTUS arrived for the summit after a relatively brief flight from Scotland). And Trump himself may do some dangerous things to recover his reputation for machismo.
But unless some big developments quickly obliterate the images from Helsinki, it is going to be difficult ever again for Trump and his allies to suggest that his administration has made America Great Again by impressing friends and enemies alike with the bristling courage and plain-spoken nationalism of Donald J. Trump. After crashing through Western Europe, insulting America’s oldest and strongest allies, the 45th president confirmed that he has a weak spot for a Russian leader who is a real authoritarian bully-boy, not just someone who pretends to be tough on television or the campaign trail. It’s not a good look for the man who claims to put America First.
Whatever happens next, whether he's hired or not one thing is for sure....Brownsville is the laughing stock of the Valley. Thanks to the cast: Cesar de Leon and his racist rant, Jessica Tetreau for banging a married man and then kicking the shit out of him, Nurith Galonsky for being an unemployed, puppet thats sitting on a board that has to create jobs (WTF), Tony Martinez for running the circus and cutting smooth real estate deals, Charlie Cabler for allowing all the corruption in just about all the departments he ran and getting a cool severance package for his efforts, Carlos Elizondo for stealing 8 grand and funneling all the emergency calls to his business, Ben Neece for creating the racist ranter and making up a kidnapping story in the Congo or wherever and actually making it out alive - something Indiana Jones would probably have not been able to do.
ReplyDeleteYou all make me want Pat Ahumada and Charlie Atkinson back, and that would have been a crazy thought a few year ago.
WE WILL NEVER BRING BACK PAT AHUMADA OR CHARLIE ATKINSON. The drama of today will never equal forgiving of the sins of Ahumada and Atkinson. Anyone who believes otherwise is morally challenged and corrupt.
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