Duardo Paz-Martinez |
If authorship allowed for fake names, the internet almost encouraged it. News groups, chat rooms, social networking groups like MySpace and Facebook asked simply for a moniker, a handle, a screen name. Who do you want to be? You were welcome to add a picture, but that picture could be from your personal albums or from millions of pics out there in cyberspace. With the right picture and soothing words, an internet catfish could even win the heart of a football star like Manti Te'o. . . . and did. A tidbit on the internet use of the word catfish claims that cod being shipped from Alaska to the orient were found to be lethargic and atrophied until a few catfish were added to keep the cod agile. "And then, there are people, catfish, who keep you on your toes."
Which brings us to Brownsville's latest blogging sensation; Dos Frias. No less than local blogger/legal expert Bobby Wightman-Cervantes has endorsed the "new" blog:
"If you have not checked out this blog - it is worth your time.
http://www.dosfrias.blogspot.com/
I have said many times, the more blogs the better - critical thinking requires many perspectives. Unlike so much of the trash we have in Brownsville written by misogynistic eunuchs, this one has perspective and flavor.
Critical thinkers do not read in search of ideas which verify their own, but for perspective so as to expand their own mind.
I love that some of his pieces are in English and some in Spanish."
Dos Frias Blog |
But, is this really a new blog or just an old blogger trying out a new format, a fresh approach, another stab at the blog game? Perhaps a clue can be found by following the suggestion at the bottom of the Dos Frias blog to "view my complete profile." A click on that link gives little information except that the blogger has been blogging since September, 2007, a literal eternity in the blogosphere. So, perhaps we're not dealing with a "new" blog at all, but an old blog reinvented, reformatted, resuscitated, resurrected or even regurgitated.
I still have a bookmark to the old Paz Files, a very creative, tri-columned blog, that touched on national news, intriguing episodes about characters like Junior Bonner and featured advertisements for books penned by Patrick Alcatraz. One of the more unpleasant themes of the Paz Files was his incessant denigration of Tony "The Turd" Chapa whom he referred to as the "worst blogger in Harlingen." Interestingly, a short-lived blog penned by engineering student Sam Losoya, also took relentless jabs at Chapa, then faded into pornography.
The Pretty Girl Who Was Actually a Guy |
Coincidentally, legendary blogger Jerry Mchale gave props at the time to Sam Losoya, much as he has to Gil Gamboa, the "new" kid on the blogging block. This may very well be an inside joke among old Brownsville Herald reporters. Or, it may be a feeble attempt to fool Brownsville's nerd extraordinaire, Tad Hasse. In this era of the catfish, the fake Facebook account, the pretend girl or boy friend, who can be 100% sure?
Conspiracy, Barton? You must be feeling a little small again. Competition is pain, huh? I like Dos Frias and who writes it i don't care. It's the stuff, dude. just lay down and enjoy it. LOL!!!
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PAZ HAS MANY AKA'S JIM.......HE DOESN'T HAVE THE HUEVOS TO SIGN HIS NAME!!!! I HATE IT WHEN PEOPLE HIDE BEHIND AN ALIAS!!! UUUYYYYYYY
ReplyDeleteMACLOVIO O'MALLEY
Ja,ja,ja!!!
DeleteWensley.
Hey, i like that Dos Frias blog. it's alive, dude.
ReplyDeleteDos Fria's Gil Gamboa is another pseudonym of Duardo Paz-Martinez. His writing style, website format, articles and his love of writing about taco stands betray him.
ReplyDeleteSo what?
DeleteSo be a man and take ownership of your words! Don't hide behind a pseudonym.
DeleteLike you're hiding behind ANONY here? pathetic.
Deleteramon
"Like you're hiding behind ANONY here? pathetic."
DeleteRamon, I am not the one writing a BLOG, If I were I would of course take credit for my blog. You know the ladies sure do love a published writer, even if its a miserly blog.
Hieronymus Boscho
OOOPS. OKAY, I WAS WRONG, JIM. JERRY McHALE HAS ORDERED ME TO STAY ON PAZ'S SIDE. IT IS YOU WHO LOSES, UUUUUUUUUUUUUYYYYYYYYYY
ReplyDeleteMACLOVIO O'MALLEY
Duardo does not want to be the focus of his articles, he wants the articles to speak for themselves. He has to many haters hating him for just being DPM, thus the pseudonym.
ReplyDeleteBy haters we mean people like Wency/Wen/Wenceslao/Jake/Ralph/Ren/Ralphie/Jakey/ICE Agent.
I'm not certain any blogger would appreciate your insinuation that they are bothered by haters. Do you find any on your list the least bit intimidating?
DeleteJim
Those losers do not intimidate anybody, they just take they just derail comments section by not contributing to the discussions.
DeleteThat Gil Gamboa must be writing his blog from Nicaragua, at least that's where he was living when renowned photographer Kevin Kunishi took his picture for his collection called "Los Restos De La Revolucion".
ReplyDeleteGoogled Kevin Kunishi and Los Restos De La Revolucion and found Gil's picture here:
Deletehttp://www.griffinmuseum.org/critics_pick.htm
I think Gil Gamboa is a former Nicaraguan Sandinista soldier of fortune, lol.
Who are you talking about? there is no Gil Gamboa. He has you on a string, like pinche mojarras. PENDEJOS!!!
DeleteWatch who you call pendejo, pendejo. The picture belongs to a Nicaraguan photographed by Kevin Kunichi. Learn to read fro context, dumbass.
DeleteWhat picture, lambiscon? is your life so freakin' empty that this - this! - ruins your day?
DeleteSi seras pendejo, he is referring to the picture DPM used on his profile at his Dos Frias blog.
DeletePS: Pendejo
look, Dos Frias is a top notch blog. why get into the other BS. it makes you look like a jealous guy, Jim. Acknowledge talent, man.
ReplyDeleteNo jealousy here. I've always given /DP-M his due. Getting into the other BS is what I do. What's your problem?
DeleteJim
DOsfrias blows chunks! BIG ONES!!! HAHAHAHA! Give an egomaniac enough rope ...
DeleteJealousy is what kills Browntown. let it go, Jim. It'll eat you up.
ReplyDeleteRamon
Jealousy, schmelousy, the readers are doing just what they did when el Cheeze, and carebrownsville came on the scene. It's called due diligence, we want to know who is whispering sweet nothings to us.
DeleteAs a critical thinker you should always consider the source of the information being given to you.
If you want to run with the big dogs, take ownership of your blog.
I don't think Dos Frias wants or needs anything from you, unlike Cheezemeh and carebrownsville. Why lump this guy with those scammers. Are we that insecure in Browntown? Hope not. hope it's just you.
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DeleteWTF? What the hell are you talking about? Your comment does not make any sense. Have you taken your daily meds or MJ blunt?
Wow! all these comments! guess he is The Most Interesting Man in Browntown. LOL!!
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Elva's? On the corner of Central Blvd. and Boca Chica has good mole? What Brownsville does this Guy live in? He changed his name. So sad, I liked it but now, eh! It's entertaining.
ReplyDeleteYou're seeing things. What blog? what story? you another HATER?
ReplyDeleteDosfrias HAD a post with a picture about the restaurant, Elva's, located at the corner of Boca Chica and Central Blvd (?), and how good the mole was.
ReplyDeleteI commented how Elva's had sold a while back and had changed ownership numerous times since then and WAS located on Central Blvd down the street from the intersection of Boca Chica and Central Blvd. The businesses that are located at that intersection as any living breathing Brownsville resident knows are Walgreen's, CVS, Valero and HEB. I asked him what Brownsville he lived in . The post has been taken down. I am not a hater, but a realist. MMB and BV are real blogs written
by true Brownsville residents who truly care about the quality of life here. They post my comments even if they are contradictory to what their articles say. They are real bloggers Mr. Paz MartΓnez. Eat my taco.
Dosfrias is bogus and written by a poser.
ReplyDeleteRight? And those pics they ( they because I think there are two ) posted early on of those shapely young women, what was that? Trying to imitate Jerry? Some subtle move to attest to the heterosexual world their love of women? BS, the only thing these guys love is themselves. They then go in on their blog and make their own comments to fluff up their feathers. Give an egomaniac enough rope and ... DF will die a slow death, someone should give them some help to snow them out.
DeleteWritten like a late-blooming dumbass. McHale and Paz have been blogging for 20 years! They've done it all, cagapalo.
DeleteAnd your point is? Jerry, who LIVES in Brownsville, is a great blogger, isn't he? I have been following his writing since his days of "El Rocinante".
Deleteyour standard is to low, you poor sap. mchale is an instigator. if he amuses you then shit amuses you.
DeleteToo low, yes I am all about toilet humor.
ReplyDeleteAnd yet this great development is kept in the background, behind the fleeting and spectacular result of some catastrophe or sports event because that is the superficial news the
ReplyDeleteaverage man wants.
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