THE DON CLUPPER REPORT ENTERS BLOGOSPHERE, TAKING NO PRISONERS

Donald R. Clupper

(2012 File Photo)

Donald R. Clupper, one of Sunrise Mall's most dedicated mall walkers, strictly keeping himself to the piazza's hard right edge, burst onto the city's blogging scene this week, delivering a swift initial uppercut to blogger Jerry McHale.

Prefacing his commentary with a byline, the Don Clupper report(leaving the "r" uncapitalized), Clupper delivered this blow:

"The Don Clupper report,

THE NEW QUESTION IS WHO IS PAYING JERRY MCHALE TO SMEAR MARIO LOZOYA OF GBIC AND NOW ME?

As if SMEARING Mario Lozoya wasn’t enough for Jerry McHale now he is SMEARING me for FACT CHECKING my stories and not printing a lot of reckless allegations like he does. Jerry’s new post is of my fb profile picture calling me a HACK HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

If BROWNSVILLE ever had a hack, it is Jerry McHale that calls our city the 3rd world capital of the world! His inability to reconcile the truth to his crazy bed time stories he runs is beyond comprehension. Entertaining? Yes, if you enjoy perverted stories about drinking too much, using drugs, chasing women and his broken personal life, but when it comes to accuracy of his political posts it all depends on who is paying him. I started my reports because I have been disturbed by his and other local bloggersAAAA misleading political posts that have lead our city into a stagnant economy with no growth in tax base that is running our young people out of town to find decent jobs and killing our local educational system.

SO AGAIN JERRY WHO IS PAYING YOU TO SMEAR MARIO LOZOYA AND NOW ME?"

Clupper, not satisfied winning that round on points, subtly went back after McHale in Round 2:

"The Don Clupper report,

Today Matio Lozoya of GBIC joined Christina Keller, president of CK Technologies during a ribbon cutting ceremony as they celebrated 8 years in Brownsville and also became Chamber Members. GBIC helped them expand recently and added about 100 new kids in 2019!"

Had the city indeed birthed a new blog, filling the vacuum left by the Brownsville Observer's preoccupation with immigration paperwork?

The Don Clupper report?  The name wreaks of forthrightness, not exactly a strong suit of the local blogosphere.  Could The Don Clupper report make Brownsville Great Again?

One last excerpt from the DCr:

"The Don Clupper report,

Will Brownsville become the industrial hot spot of the USA?

Whether you are a Drmocrat or a Republican, the new USMCA Trade bill drawn up by the Trump administration will have a positive impact on your life if ratified. The USMCA will bring more business to the USA, Mexico, and Canada and pull large amounts of business away from China and Vietnam. ..."

Dammit, Big Don, you're on a roll!  A Trump trade bill will energize the local economy???  Glory, hallelujah!  #MAGA #Drmocrat