IS SOMEONE DUMPING TRASH ON THE CITY OF BROWNSVILLE?

In an almost uncanny linking of somewhat disparate entities, a Google search for the "Brownsville Republic" by Duardo Paz-Martinez routinely displays the blog alongside Republic Services, the local conveyor of refuse, slop and otherwise smelly shit to the City of Brownsville Landfill AKA dump.

Is Google onto something in unwittingly associating the "Brownsville Republic" with trash?

Duardo Paz-Martinez, Considered by Himself
as a Dapper Dresser with a Snappy Hiarstyle

Duardo Paz-Martinez, not to be confused with his blogging brother from another mother, fact-challenged Bobby Wightman-Cervantes, has frequently bragged that, not only can he accurately "cover" Brownsville from McAllen, he could do so from Mars.

Let's pick through the garbage, I mean insightful offerings, recently submitted by Duardo about Brownsville in the "BR."

About the city of Brownsville's relative importance in the valley, Duardo asserts:

"No one disputes the fact that Brownsville is always listed as last of The Big Three (McAllen, Harlingen and Brownsville) in the Rio Grande Valley. And, they note, it won’t be long before neighboring San Benito overtakes it…"

Long priding himself as a dapper dresser, wearing collared shirts not from the ropa usada, Duardo comments about Brownsville:

"Martinez oversees perhaps the laziest, worst-dressed town in America."

After hailing Robert Sanchez, Captain Bob, as a rising star in the city's blogosphere, using him as a co-blogger in the featured "Brownsville Republic" series, "The Paragraphs Man," now Martinez turns on his former writing partner with a juvenile reference to a facial aberration:  

"I told Capt. Bob he had an 'Arab nose.'"

Good stuff, Duardo boy.  Maybe you'll win the Pulitzer.  Hey, watch out for the trash compactor!