Friday, December 22, 2017

"LIFE AT THE PALACE," THE LAMENTATIONS OF AMANDA MCDONALD

From the editor:  Brownsville's elite power couple, Robert Sanchez and Amanda McDonald, have been front and center ever since the dynamic duo started blogging about their daily lives on Calle Jacaranda.

Robert, AKA "Captain Bob," writes a daily missive, "The Captain's Table," while Amanda does "The Last Blonde in South Texas: A Memoir."

Yesterday, Amanda's blog offering revealed that life among B'ville's rich and famous is not always what it seems.  We repost her blog article below:



BMW Breaks Down….Why does this hurt so much?





Today was one of the worst days that I have had within the year of 2017. 

My car broke down, and since I have purchased this glorified piece of shit I have invested at least$ 3,000 in repairs alone. 

On top of that, the payments have been excruciatingly painful. The car, shall we say, with an original thought….this horrible vehicle represents risk and destruction. I will have to have a company tow for me, and pray to the car Gods that the repairs will not cause tardive dyskinesia.

On top of everything, as most of you may know, I have to take care of Robert Sanchez as well. That is a full time job in itself. 

When bad things happen, it is so very temporary. I thanked God today that I still had my life after being stranded. I could go into further detail, however I am sure that you can always create the imagined outcome anyway. It is, after all, so much more exciting!


12 comments:

  1. They are both LOSERS!!!

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  2. That's NOT Amanda. She's heavier around the ass, especially!

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  3. Well known ass locally

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  4. Power couple definitely NOT!! More like two nut jobs.

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  5. What a couple of narcissistic assholes. She really thinks the world wants to know about her and her life and her BMW. You’re not Marie Antoinette. And we all know that picture isn’t you- you’re short and stalky and relying on angles and the only thing you haven’t wrecked so far which is your face.

    Hopefully she doesn’t sell that car because who knows what the next owner will catch sitting in that seat.

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    1. Well said Anonymous at 1:05pm!!!

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    2. Well said Anonymous at 1:05pm!!!

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    3. Her face has had Roberts( and many others) junk in it, so the car isn't the only thing damaged

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  6. Somebody needs to tell this chick that people aren’t going to forget the vile and disgusting things she has done for a buck and how little she cares about the three little innocent people who depended on her. Instead of focusing on righting her wrongs she’s trying to leech off of another guy she thinks might bring her a spotlight because the best years of her attention seeking life were on a damn pole.

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  7. she used that pic because no matter how many filters and phone apps she used that normally worked on her face, her ass and pulled pork looking snatch still couldn’t look decent.

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  8. What an unoriginal airhead ! In this time of the year ,especially , for her to think she has it bad because of car problems ? Or to think anyone would care to know ? Grow the fuck up!

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  9. I think that anonymous can grow some balls and if they are so proud of themselves then let me know who I have the pleasure of speaking with otherwise I will pray for you because all you have better to do is talk horribly about people when 100% of the time that's what they are themselves.There is your profile anonymous. CoraLee

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