Luis Saenz Record As District Attorney: "All Hat, No Cattle!"

Luis "Mr. Self-Promotion" Saenz
Reminding us of the Texas colloquialism "all hat, no cattle," District Attorney Luis V. Saenz never did quite "cut off the head of the snake" of Cameron County political corruption as promised by his 2012 Campaign Manager Zeke Silva.

If that snake's head were indeed Ernie Hernandez, Saenz issued wrist slaps softer than a feather duster while Ernie's underling, Raul Salazar, faced jail for his part in illegally getting a job for Ernie's brother-in-law.

Saenz craves publicity, but only the controlled, sanitized, high schoolish form of the species, issued through mouthpiece Melissa (Zamora) Landin, praising and overstating his accomplishments, stopping just short of a nomination for sainthood.

Melissa Landin
The PR surrounding "Operation Bishop," a blitzkrieg fueled by Bishop Daniel Flores lament that the 8-liners were drying up Catholic collection plates, gave the operation the look and feel of General Eisenhower's tactics at the beach of Normandy. The actual depth or shallowness of Saenz' commitment to eradicating the sin of gambling is illustrated in the sale of the gambling devices, allowing them to resurface in Starr County to destroy churches one hundred miles away. Ironically, some of the monies recovered may have been used to pay Landin's unbudgeted cheerleader salary.

Former fugitive Amit Livingston must feel like a prized Guernsey, as frequently as Saenz has milked the story of his on/off extradition. Until recently, only two or three Google alerts have detailed any developments in the Livingston
Saenz Getting in the Picture
case over several years, none mentioning a Saenz involvement in the extradition process. As reported by El Rrun Rruns' Juan Montoya, DA Saenz flew to Houston to board Amit Livingston's plane, opportunistically maximizing the PR. Saenz was there to "steady the Ark of the Covenant," should the prisoner transfer between the marshalls and the Cameron County Sheriff's department wobble or falter. At the subsequent Saenz press conference following the transfer, the district attorney, flanked by huge information cards, detailing the time line of developments, took credit for the process.

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  1. Saenz has our vote !!

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  2. MR SAENZ THEY SOMEHOW FORGOT YOUR SEX SCANDAL!! BUT NO WORRIES I DIDNT πŸ˜‹!! YOU FREAKING PERVERT!!! I HATE SOUNDING LIKE A BROKEN RECORD BUT I RECALL MY TIMES OF TROUBLE AND EVERYONE WOULD SAY " AHI MIJITO YOU SHOULD HAVE TOLD ME AND I WOULD HAVE HELPED YOU " YEAH RIGHT BUT I SAID TO MYSELF KARMA IS A BITCHπŸ˜‹πŸ˜‹ AND IT IS U DIRTY LITTLE BASTARD PAY BACK THE $50000 THAT YOU COST THE COUNTY YOU COCK SUCKER!!! SUCK DONKEY BALLS AND HAPPY HOLIDAYS!!πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸŽ…πŸΌπŸŽ…πŸΌπŸŽ…πŸΌπŸŽ…πŸΌπŸŽ…πŸΌπŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ˜‹πŸ˜‹πŸ˜‹

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    1. Move forward dude !! You stuck in your miserable past blaming others for your mistakes grow a pair !!

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  3. Miguel ... you are what is wrong with Brownsville always blaming others for your "times of trouble." Take responsibility for your own sorry ass decisions and don't feel entitled to "bail" outs.

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  4. Nice try Mellissa. No one cares about Miguel ,,,we care about ALL the Broken Promises Luis Saenz made to the public to get elected then broke them. He turned his back on sooo many of his supporters it is not even funny. When we say turn his back. we don't mean favors, we mean his head got bigger than his mustache. He didn't want to meet with anyone, or shake their hands. He wouldn't return calls. All Luis Saenz wanted was free stuff because he was the DA. Free trips form the Doctor A.Zamir, Free tickets to the Spurs and Astros Games. Free Vacations. Luis Saenz has done a TERRIBLE JOB with employee relationships. Of course that doesn't include you Melllissa Zamora or George Delunay. You two are his favorites. I guess threesomes or having passed the tortilla around to be dipped in gravy Is the new thing at the DA's office.

    This is only the beginning Mellissa. How are you going to handle the social media now that Bobby has turned his back on you???? By Luis and your actions Mellissa things will lose.

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    1. 2015-DCL-5889 S & M TRANSPORT, L.L.C. (Luis Sorola) VS. ROSA B. MARTINEZ (Federico Longoria III)

      Zeke sues employee for whistleblowing.

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  5. Nena's rendition of Melissa Zamora does not do her justice. Melisa is a beautiful sex crazed creature Jim.....the gods blessed her in many ways.....her beauty makes the clergy want to drop the bible....she will be mine again....she knows it too....

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