Sunday, March 2, 2014

Brownsville Royalty Ride Roughshod Through Downtown


Ricardo (Everyone's DJ) Longoria
Jessica (SpaceX) Tetreau-Kalifa
Ernie (I Own This Town) Hernandez
Erin (Yes, You Kids Have to Go) Hernandez
State Senator Eddie (Vaseline) Lucio
Mayor Tony (I Buy Properties for Juliet) Martinez
Newly Elected Congressman Vela with Beautiful Wife Rose

3 comments:

  1. (State Senator Eddie (Vaseline) Lucio)

    Obvious he needed some, to get into the skinny jeans.
    Jake.

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  2. Old photos. Very old. Makes you look dumb.

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  3. Old photos, Jim. I can tell because all of them are at least 30 pounds heavier today!

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