Thursday, May 10, 2012

From the archives: Armando Villalobos Appearance on Maclavio O'Malley During Happier Times

this article was first was published by "Mean Mister Brownsville" 1/31/12

Armando Villalobos Denies Indictment on Maclovio O'Malley Show

 

by Jim Barton on Tuesday, January 31, 2012 at 12:15pm



     "We don't ask the softball questions," announced Maclovio O'Malley, who then tossed several powderpuffs in the general direction of guest Armando Villalobos, the current district attorney running for congress. "Were you indicted on Thursday? Were you indicted on Friday? Saturday? Sunday? What about today? Were you indicted today?" Mando's reassurance to all of the above was "No!"


     With a comedy shtick more closely resembling Richard Pryor than George Stephanopolous, "O'Malley" incorporates the most common Spanish curse words into every sentence much like Little Rock street language uses mf-er as an adjective, adverb, noun or verb. "Mando, did you pay me a pinche dime for running your campaign ad on my site?" "A puto blogger can't just throw this shit out there to see what sticks." As the perfect straight man, Armando matter-of-factly states: "They're just trying to derail my congressional bid. They did this in 2007. We expected it. There's no telling what they will come up with next. But I don't read them." obviously referring to the local blogs.


     It was Maclovio who next threw out something he hoped might stick: "I think it was the Troiani camp, " referring to Anthony Troiani, an opponent in the Democratic primary. Armando let that comment stand without challenge. Maclovio continues: "Juan Montoya puts a lot of shit out there that turns out to be correct, but I notice he's written about 10 stories since this one on Thursday, " implying that Montoya was intentionally burying his shocking expose' blog article.


     "What I don't get are these putos who take down your signs just cause they hear a rumor. I'm with you through thick and thin, Mando. You know that. I mean brothers just don't do that."


     Actually, the program starts out with an eclectic musical prelude, starting with Bob Dylan's "Most of the Time." Between segments come subsequent musical breaks. The livestreaming comes from Spreaker. The Maclovio O'Malley Facebook page lists a family with Jerry Mchale listed as "father" and Juan Montoya listed as "mother." Perhaps, that explains a lot of the programming.


     The substance of the show is primarily "between the lines" or as I was told a long time ago "Many a truth is said in jest." Who knows if next week's show will really feature Melissa Zamora, who Maclovio says "wants my chorizo" and Charlie "Fatkinson", the "puto everyone loves to hate"?

9 comments:

  1. MAAACLOVIO, EN DONDE ESTAAAAS? YA NO TE ESCONDAS Y DINOS QUE ONDA VATO. AL MENOS SAL Y AVIENTANOS UN BORREGO PARA TAPARLE EL OJO AL MACHO. WON'T BE THE FIRST TIME QUE AVIENTAS CACA.

    HERE, I'LL HELP YOU, JUST SAY:

    ERA PURO PEDO RAZA, YO YA SABIA QUE VILLAPERROS WAS LYING, PERO SE LA COMO QUIERA SE LA MAME. MONTOYA WAS RIGHT ALL ALONG, YA LE PEDI DISCULPAS Y LO VOY A LLEVAR AL STILETTOS A COMPRARLE UNAS BIRONGAS Y UNOS TEIBOLS.

    YOU SAY THAT MACLOVIO, AND ALL IS FORGIVEN. OKAY, MAYBE FORGIVEN, CAB'T SPEAK FOR THE REST OF LA RAZA.

    ATTE: EL BORRACHIN DE LA CATORCE #125

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  2. LOL was it even worth mentioning Troiani by name when everyone knows Juan Montoya broke the story on his blog. Maclovio/Villalobos should have just blamed it on a vindictive blogger rather than mentioning another candidate. Congrats retards, now you made Troiani look like he is super smart with better insider knowledge than the DA. Added bonus: early voting starts in 3 days. Puros tontos. It's just like the lies and stupid insinuations about Filemon Vela. Lies that are debunked one by one. Easy. And Fil comes out shining like a saint/martyr. You don't see Fil or Anthony crying over it. Because the lies are so dumb that 1. only the truly brain-dead would believe them and 2. everyone talks about how corrupt this place is that the worst candidates like Villalobos get led around by the hand by Gilbert Hinojosa & Co while the best candidates have to deal with this crap. Time to drain the swamp! We need a change of direction. best of luck to Anthony and Filemon~

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  3. @AnonymousMay 11, 2012 10:09 AM

    But Bobby Wightman says ""....who is to say all of these corrupt Democrats were not really Republicans claiming to be Democrats."

    By his logic State Judge Limas, State Rep. Jim Solis, Ray Marchan, Conrado Cantu, and all the rest of the Cameron County corrupt are all Republicans. What a novel idea! Let's go with that.

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    1. LOL! That's a good one. Someone needs to let Frank Morris know he is not really the Republican chairman, it's Gilbert Hinojosa.

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    2. Would that make Gilbert a Republican and Frank Morris a Democrat???? JUST STOP IT!!! THIS IS GETTING TOO CONVOLUTED!!!

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    3. Well, the lies are debunked easily when the bloggers don't censor the response. Bobby won't post anything that contradicts his convoluted stories with irrefutable logic. pathetic.

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  4. Will all the Villalobos cases be re-Tried???

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  5. Someone posted this Question:
    IS IT TRUE THAT MOST IF NOT ALL THE DA'S CASES WERE COMPROMISED?

    Is this true?
    Also, the other
    QUESTION: IS IT TRUE THAT THE DA'S IS ACCUSED OF TAKING BRIBES FOR SELECTIVE CASES?
    Can the County afford all the mis-mangaged law suit cases?

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  6. Looks like Joe Lopez hit an appeal lottery ticket ....

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