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Brownsville Nemesis Juliet Garcia |
"The Shit Property," "Turd Park," and "Hold Your Nose Sports Complex" are a few of the saltier references to proposed new location for Lincoln Park.
Commissioner Ricardo Longoria, Jr., the logical advocate for preserving Southmost's precious Lincoln Park for future generations, has been noticeably quiet as Tony Martinez and Juliet Garcia have dotted their i's and crossed their t's to steal the park from the taxpayers.
"That park is not in District 1," Longoria has allegedly been implying. "Call John Villarreal." Check the district maps, dumbass. Lincoln Park is not only in District 1, but primarily used by Southmost residents, those you claim to represent.
But, there is a method to Ricardo's madness and it stinks more than the odor of raw, untreated human sewage. Do you recall newly appointed Public Relations Officer Patty Gonzalez being quoted in the Brownsville Herald that residents might want to "rename" Lincoln Park once moved? Guess what? In exchange for his vote to transfer Lincoln Park, Ricardo Longoria has been promised the park will be named after him! Wow! How much is that worth? Momma's lil' DJ made good afterall!
But there's more. Rose Gowen gets at least $1,000,000 out of the $6.5 million in petty cash kicked in by UT for Belden Park to secure her legacy as Brownsville's Bike Trail Dominatrix. And. . . . . drum roll!!!!!! The obnoxious Deborah "Little Debbie" Portillo gets money for her pet project.
Jessica Tetreau. . . that police substation and community center you've been wanting for District 2? Play your cards right and vote with the majority and "it's yours." Tetreau says she will still vote "no!"
One order of business remains. Once Lincoln Park is demolished, the citizens need to be involved. Why name the new park in honor of a civil war president when it can recognize a modern, local hero?
By popular demand the new park will be named The Ricardo Longoria, Jr. Human Excrement Sports Park.
As you drive down Southmost have your clothes pins ready!