𝗜𝗙 𝗪𝗘 𝗧𝗛𝗜𝗡𝗞 𝗢𝗙 𝗗𝗢𝗡𝗔𝗟𝗗 𝗧𝗥𝗨𝗠𝗣 𝗔𝗦 𝗔𝗡 𝟴 𝗬𝗘𝗔𝗥 𝗢𝗟𝗗 𝗕𝗢𝗬 𝗜𝗡𝗦𝗧𝗘𝗔𝗗 𝗢𝗙 𝗔 𝟳𝟴 𝗬𝗘𝗔𝗥 𝗢𝗟𝗗 𝗠𝗔𝗡, 𝗜𝗧 𝗔𝗟𝗟 𝗠𝗔𝗞𝗘𝗦 𝗦𝗘𝗡𝗦𝗘!

 

Don Trump, 8

"That part of the ocean down there, the Gulf of Mexico.  We're gonna name it the Gulf of America cause America is bigger.  Then, we're gonna build a wall between Mexico and and the United States, but we're gonna make Mexico pay for it. . . Ha, ha, ha, ha!

That big piece of land on the top of the United States is called Canada. We're going to take that and turn it into a state.  It will be state number 51.  That's so funny!

Greenland too.  We're going to take that and the Panama Canal where ships go through.  They will have to pay us now to go through or drive their boats all around if they don't pay us.  Anybody that wants to go to Greenland will have to pay us too.  Ha, ha, ha, ha!

Okay.  What else can we do?  What if we charge countries for all the stuff they sell us?  We can make them pay more money for the things they sell us.  That's called a tariff.  We will make those suckers pay the tariff.  Ha, ha, ha, ha!

We're also gonna kick out the people that eat dogs and cats.  We don't like those people and we don't like the people that hate cows either!

I'm gonna be the bestest president you ever had!"