𝗔𝗥𝗧𝗜𝗙𝗜𝗖𝗜𝗔𝗟 𝗜𝗡𝗧𝗘𝗟𝗟𝗜𝗚𝗘𝗡𝗖𝗘 𝗖𝗥𝗘𝗔𝗧𝗘𝗦 𝗔𝗡 "𝗜𝗡𝗧𝗘𝗥𝗩𝗜𝗘𝗪" 𝗕𝗘𝗧𝗪𝗘𝗘𝗡 𝗖𝗔𝗣𝗧𝗔𝗜𝗡 𝗕𝗢𝗕 𝗦𝗔𝗡𝗖𝗛𝗘𝗭 𝗔𝗡𝗗 𝗕𝗟𝗢𝗚𝗦𝗤𝗨𝗔𝗧𝗧𝗘𝗥 𝗗𝗨𝗔𝗥𝗗𝗢

 

Technology is a wonderful thing, especially when used prudently while safeguarded by morality.

While we've longed for an interview between Captain Bob Sanchez and McAllen blogsquatter Duardo Paz-Martinez, the logistics have proved challenging.

Greyhound Bus Lines charges a $13 fare for the ride from McAllen to Brownsville and the same for the return, but there would also be the matter of transportation to and from the two bus stations.

Valley Transit does a schoolday run between the East and West campuses of UTRGV, but hopping on board in McAllen would be tricky.

So, we've opted for AI to create questions for Mr. Sanchez, while relying on blogsquatter Duardo's own words as responses.

The science is relatively new so please exercise patience. We're going to test our equipment with a couple quick questions.

Captain Bob: As a blogger residing in McAllen, do you have a relationship with Brownsville's bloggers?

Blogsquatter Duardo: "We've always been competitive.  That's the nature of the news business in the Big Time."

Captain Bob:  OK.  So, you say you're competitive.  How would you rate your competition?

Blogsquatter Duardo:  "I don't consider Jim or Lying Jerry as competitors in even the barest definition of the word.  Both are largely unaccomplished pseudo, psychobabble journalists and Montoya's mostly Brownsville Herald experience pales against mine.  You know it and I know it."

Captain Bob:  I have one question for AI.  What is a blogsquatter?

Artificial Intelligence:  A blogsquatter is essentially a blogger who sits or squats all day perusing material on already existing blogs and then regurgitates that material as his own.

From the editor:  If this interview actually comes to fruition, we promise to publish it in its entirety.  Much will depend though on blogsquatter Duardo's transportation requirements.

Blogsquatter Duardo after Dental Work