Sunday, August 8, 2021

NATIONAL SEARCH FOR TRANSLATOR

 

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HELP  WANTED:  Translator or military decoder of written gibberish needed for immediate employment.  Must be able to decipher and make sense of garbled syntax, run on sentences, illogical commentary.  Experience with attorney impersonation, mood swings and sexual identity issues a plus.  Prospective candidates should call 1-800 666-HELP.

Operators will be on call.  Persons with baby or talcum powder allergies need not apply.

SACRED COWS INVESTIGATORS, INC., an Equal Opportunity Employer.

  

3 comments:

  1. Da Blimp…. He really likes them powdered doughnuts 🍩!

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  2. Does he or does he not look like Shrek?

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  3. You are insulting Shrek big time!

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1965 BROWNSVILLE HIGH SCHOOL EAGLE STEALS SECOND AND THIRD, BUT GETS THROWN OUT AT HOME!

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