NATIONAL SEARCH FOR TRANSLATOR

 

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HELP  WANTED:  Translator or military decoder of written gibberish needed for immediate employment.  Must be able to decipher and make sense of garbled syntax, run on sentences, illogical commentary.  Experience with attorney impersonation, mood swings and sexual identity issues a plus.  Prospective candidates should call 1-800 666-HELP.

Operators will be on call.  Persons with baby or talcum powder allergies need not apply.

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