Although it's flattering to be asked to be a lifetime member of the Donald Trump Club for a mere $5.00, I'm not much of a joiner.
My membership in Sam's Club has likely lapsed and I wouldn't know where to look for my Mickey Mouse Club card.
Five dollars, huh?
That would buy me a six-pack of bathroom tissue, two malt liquor 40's or five tacos from Tacos Puente Viejo on Central Boulevard.
A 11:59 PM deadline? What's the rush? Why is Trump in such a hurry for the money?
A lifetime membership? That has a nice ring to it, but I'm 73. How much longer can I live?
Thanks Republican National Party, but I think I'll pass.
Jim,
YOU are one of our TOP donors - incredible! You’ve qualified to become an Official 2021 Trump Life Member.
This is a brand new membership program that’s exclusively for our BEST supporters like YOU, Jim.
SUPPORTER: Jim
MEMBER ID: 22199542 - 2021
MEMBERSHIP STATUS: PENDING
DEADLINE: 11:59 PM TONIGHT
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Trump Life Members are going to be the patriots we rely on to help us WIN BIG in 2022. We’ll be counting on YOU to bolster our efforts as we’re fending off the constant lies and attacks coming from Democrats and their FAKE NEWS friends.
We are only allowing our TOP supporters to become Trump Life Members today. Don’t miss your chance to cement your name in history.
We are only allowing our TOP supporters to become Trump Life Members today. Don’t miss your chance to cement your name in history.
Trump 2024!!!
ReplyDeleteDonate to Veggie instead.
ReplyDeleteJim vote your values and morals. That's all we can ask. Vote for the party of unity and tolerance. Right? Lol!
ReplyDeleteI hate Trump and I hate Trump supporters. I hate them because they are hateful people.
ReplyDeleteThe "lifetime" membership on this means you'll pay for the rest of your life - to Trump!
ReplyDeleteGrifter!!!
Not if they paid me $5 a day.
ReplyDelete$5 for a lifetime membership. That's a bargain. Trump's reaching out to everybody. Where do I join? Maybe if he was asking for $1000 membership you wouldn't complain. Or does the amount even matter for you to complain?
ReplyDeleteI was complaining about such an obnoxious solicitation from such a foul person.
ReplyDeleteLike I said Jim, the amount doesn't matter.
DeleteThe party of unity and tolerance right?
I'm with you Jim. I hate Trump no matter what. Besides I'm a minority so I have to vote Democrat.
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