Ana, Ready for Manila
with New Blouse from
"Crazy Lady"
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First, though, there is a five hour seminar mandated by the Philippine government dealing with the rights of spouses and employees who go abroad.
"Crazy Lady," Ana's neighbor in the Bugo barangay of Cagayan de Oro, bought the white blouse for the Manila trip.
"Crazy Lady" and Ana first met twenty years ago, when they both worked at Gaisano, a popular supermarket for the working class. Years later, they independently bought houses in the Villa Trinitas subdivision of Bugo, and were totally shocked and overjoyed to find that they lived directly across the street from each other.
During my time with Ana in November 2018, "Crazy Lady" peppered me daily with intrusive questions to which I learned to give stupid answers. The more idiotic my responses, the louder became "Crazy's" laughter, followed by even more invasive queries.
Perhaps because Ana knows I would have difficulty with the names, she uses nicknames when she talks about her neighbors to me; "Red Horse Woman," "Two Story," "Prison Man" and, of course, "Crazy Lady."
Without a doubt, Ana will ace her 6:15 AM interview at the embassy, given standing up at the examiner's window. The only question is whether or not my documents are complete, accurate and sufficient.
In a few days, we will know the answer and my life will change dramatically. Or not.
So that's what you two have in common: grocery store employment.
ReplyDeleteBests of luck. The feds have regulations for non-lawyers to practice in many areas. You just need certification. You and Anna can look into it. Once you have been through it you have been trained.
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Why didn't you marry her in the Philippines? Would that have made her immigration easier? Just saying.
ReplyDeleteThe huge age discrepancy would have alerted Filipino authorities? Maybe if Jim had found the Linda Salazar of the Philippines! LOL
DeleteMost Filipinos are fucking crazy. I served at Clark AFB before US handed it back to the Flips. Crazy is a good word for them.
ReplyDeleteGood luck. Good luck. Good luck. May all your dreams come true.
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