Friday, March 8, 2019

JESSICA PUENTE-BRADSHAW MEET AND GREET AT COBBLEHEADS MARCH 20, 2019


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  1. Shallow woman. Nothing to offer.

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  2. High cheeks. Not trustworthy.

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    1. My ex mother-in-law had high cheeks.... but her tits drooped all the way to the floor. She was a good person I guess, she loved mazapanes... and takis chips. She would like to go to the China’s and get her nails done... until she got a toe-fungus... then she would just go to bingo and see the blimp there... she said he would always yell, BINGO!, and then fall down. One time, at band camp, we had a special group mimic a gay parade for us... and Tad Hasse was the master of ceremonies.... and his friend Roman was really upset because his dress wasn’t back from the cleaners to come out in the parade... so he went to the barber shop and got a mold haircut again. But then, all of a sudden, we saw an astrich looking person, riding a white buffalo on a space-x blue suit... she looked scary and made a weird noise with her nostril. Every time she saw my friend Caty, she would pick up my feiends cat and throw it against the wall while she screamed my uncle’s name Arturo.. she was mean and smelled like Aqua-Net hairspray, the chafa one. My uncle Jim went to China or somewhere like that when my aunt died, now he is getting married to a China woman that he met at the fish market... she is 70 years younger than him, but he says she loves him .... my tia Keta calls him a pendejo. I’m going to HEB to buy toilet paper because I have to wash the dishes later.

      No serΓ‘ el Vulvo?!

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  3. What are her qualifications?

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  4. You should listen to Jessica Puente Bradshaw before making your one line criticisms.

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    1. Who asked you a fucking thing?

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    2. Eat my shit then!

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    3. Good evening we have and she is full of shit. Only in it for herself. If she dose not win this she may need to go back to Austin or look for a better paying job. Cause we are not going to allow her or her special interest group to take advantage of our citizens. It’s just not going to happen.

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    1. Ve y ferea ese cheque, y que te den puros pennies... y te los metes en el chiquito. Por favor ... con todo respeto.

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    2. No lo ferio. Lo deposito.....Con todo respeto.

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    3. No lo ferio. Lo deposito.....Con todo respeto.

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  6. My vote: Charly Cabler, Carlos Guerrero , Jessica Tetreau & Ricardo Longoria

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