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| Eddie (Miss Clairol) Paz-Martinez |
He's just received an endorsement from the narrow shoulders of Eduardo Paz-Martinez, a McAllen blogger, unknown in his dusty hometown, but as well-received in Brownsville as a bite from a Zika-infected mosquito.
Most locals simply swat Eduardo away, before he can get in a bite or one of his legendary Facebook interviews, ending with the substantive question; "What is the last book you read?"
I can answer that, Eddie. I just finished Who's Who in Brownsville, Texas? You weren't listed. Checking the McAllen book, you weren't in that one either.
Anyway, Eddie P-M, who claims to have been employed by the Boston Globe for more than a minute, writes this Pulitzer-worthy line in support of Trevino: "We believe Trevino would fain be the man for the whole county."
Shit, Eddie! Are you sure you wrote for the Boston Globe, not El Globo Supermarket??
Gawd damn it, Eddie!! Paul Simon wrote this about you years ago:
Can you imagine us years from today
Sharing a park bench quietly?
How terribly strange to be seventy
When you endorse Cascos, we will be equally surprised.
ReplyDeleteJim, fain means "gladly." Nothing wrong with it.
ReplyDeleteGood call, Jim. . duardo is over 70. lock the nursing home doors!
ReplyDeleteHe looks cute. Nicely arranged hair and good dentures.
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Funny!! He's a looks a lot older than you Jim. Does he have a birth certificate or even voter registration? I suspect not.
ReplyDeleteImp, orangutan, hermephrodite, those are just but a few adjectives that have been used to describe the cyber gnat from Mccallen called Eduardo Paz Martinez, Jim.
ReplyDeleteFor someone who likes to say that all politicians should be treated like dogs.....so that is the reason he treats them in his writttings like dogs. Because an old boss of his told him to do just that.....it stuck with the ever aging Eduardo.
There are those who think that all bloggers should be treated like dogs, I mean there must be some out there I presume....there has to be, no? Well, whenever someone writes a negative word of the “mighty” Eduardo Paz Martinez....well, the old relic goes ape-shit! No pun intended on the orangutan adjactive used on the aged Eduardo, of course. Eduardo Paz Martinez has the thinnest skin on the blogosphere ladies and gentlemen! For a guy who through his writings treats people like dogs by his own admission, he sure turned out to be a real pussy, Jim......the feline, opposite to dog, of course.
Yes, for a self proclaimed giant of the journalistic world, one who wears those name tags of the different places he has worked like a badge of honor. Heck, did he mention he wrote 100 articles at the globe...doesn’t the year have 356 days? How long did he last there Jim......couple of months? Yes ladies and gents, The aged Eduardo likes to dish it out but say a word about him and he threatens to go to a fictitious lawyer friend of him and sue. He brings up Robert Sanchez as an example of those that have taken his threats seriously and take down negative stories about him.....a more stable person he could have mentioned as an example!
The senior citizen Eduardo Paz Martinez gets his panties in a bunch because people are on to his using hair color....an orange concoction he uses every so often .....he swears he has proof that he doesn’t ....that the color on his aged noggin is a-la-natural....WRONG! He also says he has a full head of hair...WRONG AGAIN! He leaves it long and Combes it to the front to cover the massive residing hairlines that Father Time have placed on his head for the past 70 years.
We need to pray for Eduardo Paz Martinez, Jim.....the poor guy is irrelevant in every other part of the world but Brownsville in his eyes. Don’t ask us why, but we do have thoughts on why he continues to write about politics in a place he does not vote in. Jealousy Jim, that is why the aged writer continues to peek his head into Brownsville through his computer in His lonely apartment in Mccallen. He is jealous of Juan Montoya, and Jerry Mchale....yes, he will deny it and claim that is absurd and yet again make mention of the prestigious places he has worked in his mind. He can deny it all he wants.....but jealousy is why this cyber gnat is constantly writing about a place he doesn’t live in and a place he does not vote in......God bless his Souless soul.
Here here..... bravo!
DeleteNext time the old lady looking Eduardo Paz Martinez wants to sue you, call his bluff Jim. That way when you have him in court you can match all the hundreds anonymous vulgar comments he wrote about Nena to his IPadress. Let him prove he does not write any comments on blogs. Let him prove he is not 70. Let him prove he does not color his hair. Let him prove he gave 400 dollar donations to hurricane relief victims. Let him prove he does not threaten people with ridicule and slander to remove stories about him. Let him prove that he does not order shirts from banana public just to scam them to giving it to them for free. That he really buys small shirts a Baby GAP. He can’t. He won’t.
ReplyDeleteExterminate the Democrats!
ReplyDeleteVote for:
Ted Cruz -US Senate
Dr. Rey Gonzalez- Congress
Charles Cascos- County Judge
Redwave is coming to Cameron county 2018
Sorry to learn your wife Nena passed, Jim. I hadn't heard. She was your rock.
ReplyDeleteDoes this dude come out only during the day. He definitely needs a good dose of Vitamin D (sunshine). I have seen some dead people at funeral homes that look more healthy than this dude. That has to be some kind of wig. Just saying.
ReplyDeleteTexas Deserves Better.....VOTE for Beto O'Rourke for Texas Senate
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