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Always eager for media coverage, Donald Trump sat down this morning with popular Locovision reporter Jorge Estefan-Apolis to explain his recent selection of North Korean leader Kim Jong-Un as his Vice Presidential running mate:
Jorge: Mr. Trump, what was the thought process in deciding on Kim Jong-Un as your running mate?
Trump: First of all, I like the guy. He speaks his mind, doesn't care about political correctness. He has the leaders of China, Japan and South Korea totally rattled. If you know anything about business, you realize that having your competitors a bit rattled is a good thing.
Jorge: Does Kim Jong-Un even qualify to be Vice-President? Is he even a citizen of the United States?
Trump: I believe so. I have people working on this. I know he has an aunt, Ko Yung Suk, who runs a dry cleaners in this country. At least he's not a Muslim from Kenya like President Obama.
Jorge: With all due respect, how is it possible that Kim Jong-Un could fulfill the Office of Vice-President while running North Korea?
Trump: And you consider yourself in the media? Have you never heard of Skype? The Senate typically convenes at 8:30 AM Eastern Time. That would be 9:00 PM in Pyongyang, the capital of North Korea. Kim would be relaxing at the presidential palace, free from his daily duties. It's perfect. He could serve as President of the U.S. Senate via Skype. He could listen to the dialogue and break any ties with an electronic gavel.
Jorge: Please describe the process in reaching out to Kim Jong-un.
Trump: As most people know, I'm a huge NBA fan. My friend, Dennis Rodman, told me about Kim Jong-un, that we shared much of the methodology I've learned in the business world. Dennis simply said: "I know you two will hit it off" and gave me the man's residential phone number. Kim and I talked far into the night about the world scene, what works and what doesn't work in governing and how hateful the media has become. Before the night was over, I just blurted it out: "Would you consider being my VP? I told him not to answer right now, but call me back in a couple days."
Jorge: This is beyond interesting. He obviously called you back, but what did he say?
Trump: All I can say is that he agreed to run with me on one condition. He wants an NBA franchise in Pyongyang by 2018. I said "no problem," but that, normally, at least two franchises would need to be awarded in the far east to justify the travel. He suggested Ho Chi Minh City in Viet Nam. We will have to negotiate a deal between Adam Silver of the NBA and the Communists, but as I told Kim: "The Communists love me."
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Saturday, May 28, 2016
Donald Trump Locovision Interview About Vice Presidential Running Mate Kim Jong-Un
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ReplyDeleteNot too far fetched!
ReplyDeleteLOL, it is scary how believable this is.
ReplyDeleteTrump would pick Hitler for VP if he was still alive.
Same worldview. blame the __(insert minority here)__ (jews, mexicans, muslims, gays, impoverished women in need of abortions, non-christians, old people, young people, brown people, black people, liberal people, non-northern-european-tall-blonde-people)
Trump is a Hillary Clinton "rabbit." It's all been an act.
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ReplyDeleteYou exhibit as much brains as any downtown pachuco. Trump had a Black girlfriend, you ignorant son of a bitch!
DeleteAn editorial in North Korea’s state-run media on Tuesday offered high praise for presumptive U.S. Republican presidential nominee Donald Trump.
ReplyDeleteTrump is a “wise politician” and “far-sighted presidential candidate,” the Korean-language article in DPRK Today argues.
The editorial, attributed to Chinese North Korean scholar Han Yong-mook, is not official government policy. Yet it likely reflects the authoritarian regime’s thinking, experts told NK News.
“There are many positive aspects to Trump’s ‘inflammatory policies,’” the article says, listing two in particular: Trump’s offer to meet with North Korean leader Kim Jong Un, and his threat to remove U.S. forces from South Korea, which is still technically at war with the North.
“Yes, do it now,” the editorial urged Trump, reflecting Pyongyang’s long-held demand the U.S. troops leave the Korean peninsula. “Who knew that the slogan ‘Yankee Go Home’ would come true like this?”
Anybody seen some of his nut fuck crazy supporters in Brownsville? I swear one of them used to be a man.
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DeleteYou can hear a banjo playing near her parts of the river.
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