Preacher Alex Resendez Exorcises Demons At Brownsville Public Library

Rev. Alex Resendez, D.D.

Three years ago Reverend Alex Resendez was moved to write the Brownsville Herald with proof that he had identified Barack Obama as the dreaded Antichrist.  

Resendez' "proof" was undeniable.  The name Barack Hussein Obama contains 18 letters and, as we all know, 6+6+6=18. If that factoid alone is not convincing enough, Resendez reminds us that Obama rides in a bulletproof limousine nicknamed "the beast." Heaven help us, boys and girls!  The reverend also accused our president of "mocking the Bible" and "blasphemes against the Sermon on the Mount."  

Today's Brownsville Herald published another warning letter from the loony preacher, warning of evil spirits at the Brownsville Public Library.  The reverend was actually attacked by those spirits and had to resort to theocratic warfare to rid himself of the menace.  The preacher has several other issues; someone running a "cheap online newspaper" using a library computer meant for our "schoolchildren" and women dressing in beachwear.  We reprint his letter to the editor:

Editor,

Our Brownsville Central Public Library is being abused and out of control.  

As I walked into the library recently, a man with evil spirits attacked me while walking next to one of the library managers.  I had to stop and rebuke his evil spirits in Jesus' mighty name, and then report it to the security man in charge of the library.[a security guard in charge?]

This security man said that all he could do was call the Brownsville police.  The man left before security could call for help.

Our children have no protection in an emergency in this library.  God help us all.

In this library there's this man running an online newspaper business; he should be told that these computers should be for out schoolchildren and for public use but not for a cheap newspaper.[a blogger?]  

This person and other people go there and talk so loud its sounds like a political debate. Young mothers take their kids and babies; it's so bad, its like a nursing home.[Did he mean nursery?]

Young girls think they are at the beach; they go dressed in short shorts and laugh so loud, it's very disturbing.

It's like a circus in this library.  Children are running playing hide-and-seek.  

How can the administration correct this library abuse without getting a lawsuit from these mothers with babies?  How can we fix this central library problem?  Who can help us?[mighty Jesus?]

We need our peaceful library back so people can go read books peacefully.  I hope someone can help bring back order and respect to this library.  

Rev. Alex Resendez
Brownsville