The mafioso in the White House reluctantly admits that his mind-numbing tariffs will affect Christmas for kids in Brownsville and all over the country.
'Well, maybe the children will have two dolls instead of 30 dolls. . . Maybe the two dolls will cost a couple bucks more than they would normally," Donnie "Two Dolls" Trump recently stated.
The Port of Brownsville likely anticipates fewer ships docking with Chinese goods this fall as Trump has slapped a 145% tariff on most of the stuff going under the 2025 Christmas tree.
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Actually, I'm not sure the name "Donnie Two Dolls" will even stick as some are already expressing their preference for "Scrooge Von Shitzenpants."
Jeff Bezos, the big shot over at Amazon, had a good idea for a minute, listing the cost added via tariff next to the actual purchase price on every item shipped by his huge company, but he wussed out after a perfect phone call from the President. Bezos, one of the billionaire oligarchs who put Trump in office, will still have a good Christmas even if his conscience bothers him a little.
Starbase's Elon Musk will have no trouble putting Barbies and rocket ships under the tree for his gazillion young tykes.
But the shelves at Dollar Tree and Walmart may have some shortages for Brownsville's young ones. Donnie "Two Dolls" made that happen boys and girls.
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