Tuesday, December 12, 2017

ZANY, ALTERNATIVE CANDIDATES FOR PUBLIC OFFICE

Vermin Supreme ran for President in 2012 promising an end to "moral and oral decay," and a pony for every family in America.
Joan Jett Blakk, AKA Terence Smith, a drag queen, ran for President in 1992 with the campaign slogan "Lick Bush in '92."  Blakk was a member of the Queer Nation Party, running for president and mayor of Chicago simultaneously.

Robert Sanchez, AKA Captain Bob, is running for Cameron County Judge in 2018. A political insider assures us that the good captain is promising to name the avocado the "County Fruit of Cameron County," outlaw sea dragons in the Gulf of Mexico, close all public libraries in the county and open a Palm Frond Pickup Hotline for county residents. 
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5 comments:

  1. AnonymousDecember 12, 2017 at 2:27 PM

    He's going to sue you.

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  2. AnonymousDecember 12, 2017 at 7:50 PM

    From the Captain's blog: "So a strong movement of citizens are rising up. A new era with a new leader coming soon. Not the same face. A strong beginning. A uniter. Not the usual attorney always running and hudling with a few attorneys. A businessman with vast connections."

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    1. AnonymousDecember 12, 2017 at 7:51 PM

      Hudling? What is hudling, Robert?

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  3. AnonymousDecember 12, 2017 at 11:28 PM

    Captain Bob has an article about you Jim: "Bartons will bring no Economic Strive that Community is Thirsty For"

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    1. AnonymousDecember 12, 2017 at 11:31 PM

      Economic Strive? What the hell is that? Is Robert in the second grade?

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