Thursday, December 14, 2017

Duardo and Captain Bob, An Amicable, Inconsequential Divorce



Romantic fires are lit, only to flicker and die.  

The bromance 'tween Robert Sanchez, AKA Captain Bob, and Duardo Paz-Martinez, AKA's to infinity, has ended.

The underachieving tandem's obituary was issued during Duardo's early morning coffee/free wifi session at Starbucks, with McAllen's expert on everything Brownsville, ending his heavy petting session with Robert Sanchez, using the Captain's candidacy for Cameron County Judge as rationale to return the promise ring.

Robert will move on from the temporary infatuation.  He has bigger fish to fry, big money investors he will summon to his palace on Calle Jacaranda and seduce into putting green into the Cameron County economy.

The Captain, as judge of the county, will nod to Elon Musk, giving the green light to launch.

We will never doubt our captain again.

     

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