"Ben and Erasmo Ready to Rumble!" by Diego Lee Rot
Laid back Rastafarian City Commissioner Ben Neece is moving beyond mellow, more closely personifying Mike Tyson than Bob Marley.
At last Tuesday's City Commission meeting, he had verbal jousts with Commissioner/DJ Ricardo Longoria and Purchasing Director Robert C. Luna after threatening Commissioner Jessica Tetrea-Kalifa and staring down Commissioner Ricardo Longoria.
Surely, enough fighting for the night?
Wrong!
Commissioner Neece stepped down from behind the commissioner's desk, through the swinging door into the audience pews to confront Erasmo Castro, a frequent candidate in city elections and the CEO of Brownsville Cheezmeh, a loosely affiliated advocacy group connected on Facebook.
"Why did you file a police report about the Fire Department audit?" Neece asked menacingly.
"You violated the Texas Open Meetings Act," Erasmo responded.
"We did not," responded Neece.
"How would you like me to file a police report about your fake police report?" asked Neece.
I guess then Erasmo could file a police report in response to Neece's police report on his police report.
Dizzy?
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Was Ben "Neese" on Flakka? For reals though!?! I saw him disrespect a woman and try and throw her in jail, then I saw him try to use to force on the star wars man and kick his ass out of the meeting ON LIVE TV. Now he tried to have Erasmo Castro arrested when the cameras turned off? Damn. That is fucked up. All I have to say is that it does not look like he is going to be able to complete his term and will never be elected again. I hate to even put this out there, but this says so much about how someone as beautiful as Amanda McDonald would leave Ben "Neese" for someone like Captain Bob Sanchez. I bet Tony Tamales has glaucoma and needed weed. Pinche Cheech and Chong.
ReplyDeleteGo to bed Boob.
DeleteThis couldn't have been written by Sanchez. It was much too lucid.
DeleteDisheveled Putz Mexican trying to stay relevant.
DeleteIt’s Amanda MacDonald. Follow the discarded straws and baggies.
DeleteAll I have to say Ben Neece has turned on Jessica Tetreau. Even though Cesar De Leon has been telling Jessica that Rastaman Smoking Flaka Ben Neece has her back. BEN Neece has shown Jessica that she is only a blonde no brain puppet.
ReplyDeleteLooks like la cucaracha is out of weed
ReplyDeleteWhat a dick! I have seen him bully people in his traffic court. Sounds like an angry white boy on a crashing power trip with a major authority complex. Must be suffering from ED. He needs to take a chill pill or something.
ReplyDeleteTHE DOG ATE THE STASH!
I was in a car accident years ago and the boy who hit worked in courthouse worse his mom was sating ben neece then they both had ben neece call my house...i had won the case cus i took him to court with judge tony torres but then they overturned the decision...all corruption!
DeleteYears ago i was.in car accident and the boy who hit me worked in the courthouse worse his mom was dating ben neece. Then boy and mom had judge ben neece call my house
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