Monday, July 27, 2015

More Sardonic Humor from the "Papers and Trash" Blog

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15 comments:

  1. After a painful scalp reduction surgery to remove a bald spot, Donald Trump confronted his then-wife, who had previously used the same plastic surgeon.

    What followed was a “violent assault,” according to Lost Tycoon. Donald held back Ivana’s arms and began to pull out fistfuls of hair from her scalp, as if to mirror the pain he felt from his own operation. He tore off her clothes and unzipped his pants.

    “Then he jams his penis inside her for the first time in more than sixteen months. Ivana is terrified…It is a violent assault. According to versions she repeats to some of her closest confidantes, ‘he raped me.’ ”

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  2. www.BrownsvilleDailyNews.blogspot.com

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    1. Why do you let him advertise here Jim? The idiot Paz bashes you and you let him advertise his dubass new site....I don't see it!

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    2. That's only because you are a one-cell slug, a Mexican slug at that!

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  3. You fucked up. He's not going to let-up on you.

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    1. If by "He" you mean that putrtid little jerk-off DPM, who cares?

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    2. Obviously, you do, pendejo!

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    3. Putrid is your mother's well-masticated cunt, you goddamned imbecile!

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  4. Caricature of Nena at www.BrownsvilleDailyNews.blogspot.com. By Melissa! ha ha ha

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  5. This page has been hijacked by Diego Lee Rot

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  6. SHUT UP, KBRO, you freaky slug!

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  7. I danced the menopause dance with my wife for a few years, and the sexual desire did go from hormonal to psychological. But intimate habits help. For better than forty years my marital joy was 'spooning' in bed. The warmth, the contact, the peace. This always gave and still does give me an erection.

    Her menopause affected our sex life only in the aspect of timing. Sure, she had waning hormonal desire but psychologically she had the habit of consummation and habits like that are hard to break. Instead of three minutes we glory under the sheets for fifteen and then habits take over.

    Age has taught me patience. Seven minutes more is doable.

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  8. All these comments are by Eduardo PAZ Martinez....can't you see that Jimbo! It's clear to me.

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    1. Yeah, yours, too? Fucking idiot. Get a fuckin' job, you turd-faced fuck! LOL!

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    2. If that is not calling the kettle black, I do not know what is! Eduardo PAZ Martinez telling someone to get a job...hahaha! What do you know about having a job, Mugroso, PENDEJO!

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