Saturday, February 9, 2013

Ciroc Coconut Vodka, Marc Rosenthal's Liqueur of Choice

Funny how a few strategically placed bribes here and there, a bought and paid for fabricated story and other assorted sleaziness can actually make one appear an effective lawyer.   Oh, Marc Rosenthal got results, but it was not based on any great legal skill, just manipulating a corrupt system.  In real life, the heavily muscled sleazebag is just a dufus without enough sense to come in out of the rain.
Even when Rosenthal tries to clean up his image for public consumption, he falls flat.  Last year he briefly linked himself up with Brownsville Cheezmeh, evidently springing for some chicken plates to give away.  Not a bright move.
Then, there was the hullaballoo about Rosenthal gifting Teleton, USA in the amount of $1,000,000, a thinly disguised attempt to clean his image that failed again when the actual check he signed turned out to be for $10,000, not $1,000,000.

Now, Emma Perez-Trevino, reporter for the Valley Morning Star reports the incident leading to Judge Hanen revoking Rosenthal's bond:


Marc Rosenthal
“He stayed after 2 a.m.,” Ponce said, adding that the waitress provided the bottles and that one, a Ciroc Coconut Vodka, was for Rosenthal at his request.The waitress served him a drink, and someone named “Fito” relayed a message from Rosenthal to the waitress that she pour more liquor into his drink. Three or four ounces were poured, Ponce said.
By the end of the night, Ponce recounted, Rosenthal had consumed most of the bottle, with only about a fourth left in it. He then drove away in his Maserati, Ponce said.
The waitress felt he was intoxicated, Ponce said, and said Rosenthal seemed to be sleeping as he leaned over a seat."

This was not the first violation of the bond agreement coming before Judge Hanen, but was enough for the no-nonsense judge to revoke Rosenthal's bond.  His lawyers can now visit him in jail as they work on his defense.





4 comments:

  1. He can just think of it as a get acquainted with his soon to be new home.

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  2. [In real life, the heavily muscled sleazebag is just a dufus without enough sense to come in out of the rain.}

    That should be "doofus," not "dofus." Unless you're trying to write like a dufus on poypuss. ja ja ja

    Rey

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  3. Actually, dufus is an acceptable spelling.

    Jim

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  4. My God. He is so handsome. Like a Mexican David Hasselhoff. What a shame about his highbrow Coconut vodka habit, he should switch to Malibu / Parrot Bay and not be such a goddamn douche about it. Jesus man.

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