Wednesday, November 21, 2012

Bobby Wightman-Cervantes Proposes Clothing Optional Beach At Southern Tip of Boca Chica

Bobby Wightman-Cervantes
With the City of Brownsville and Cameron County keeping their collective fingers crossed for a slice of SpaceX pie, the intermittant blogger Bobby Wightman-Cervantes of the BROWNSVILLE VOICE, has renewed his push for a clothing optional beach just north of the small mouth of the Rio Grande River.  Bobby envisions economic impact from his proposed nude beach:

"If properly done, groups will organize regular retreats to Boca Chica which will help fill our hotels, book flights into Brownsville, and bring periodic boosts in tourism - no matter how you look at it, it is a win for Brownsville."

Were BWC's proposal implemented, citizens of our neighboring country to the south would be a mere 30 or 40 yards such a culture stretching endeavor.  Perhaps irrelevant, but nonetheless factoring in, would be the higher concentrations of E coli bacteria that occur closest to the river's mouth during such outbreaks.  

It has been reported that an unofficial nude beach exists well north of the business sector of South Padre Island.  One wonders if local businesses have experienced any recognizable economic impact from the non-designated area.  
 


6 comments:

  1. It's always the horribly ugly wanting such things. Keep your clothes, BWC!! And get a real job!!!

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  2. I think Bobby is way off on this one. He was against Space X going on Boca Chica beach but he is in favor of a nude beach! How can anyone in their right mind not see the economic impact that a Space X will bring in comparison to a nude beach? I saw a nudist documentary on HBO and they are eccentric to say the least,...seem to just want to meet diffrent people to swing with. You are way wrong on this Bobby.

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  3. This man is gross dressed,imagine naked! Dirty minded fat guy!

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  4. I think both ideas can be accommodated have all Space X employees work naked. I'm sure there'll be orgies happening at the beach, all the while watching rockets blast off into the dark! The city should pay prosties, escorts, and models to pose naked, it'll be good clean fun!

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  5. Seeing BWC's moobs gave me cancer.

    Booby's ex

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  6. Bobby is stupid, crazy and irrelevant, why bother dedicating an article to him, anything he posts should be deleted

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