Montoya took matters into his own hands and blatantly picked some of the fruitage of the "Tree of Knowledge of Good and Evil," eyeing the fruit with longing. The subtle words of the sneaky blogger Mean Mister Brownsville rang in his ears, that "eating the fruit would not kill him, but instead make him 'like Erasmo, knowing what is Good and Evil.' "
As Erasmo watched from on high, Montoya bit into the fruit, enjoying a sweet succulence he had never experienced. Bracing himself for instant death, he instead felt a rush of knowledge enter his ample cranium. He looked up in a celestial direction, now seeing that Erasmo was not Good, but pure Evil. He rushed to share his Knowledge with others in the Garden, but before finding anyone else, the Lord of Heaven and Earth pushed the eject button, preventing any more tainting of the Garden with Knowledge.
Outside paradise, Montoya would have to blog by the "sweat of his brow," no longer able to cut and paste the trite platitudes from the Brownsville Cheezmeh site and use them as his own. With no access to stories about two-headed cows and quiche recipes, the El Rrun Rrun blogger would have to seek other entertainment. Life would certainly not be the same.
Bloggers discuss their fate outside the Garden, agreeing;
"there are many here among us who think life is but a joke."
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Damn, jmon looks fuuuucked up.
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When a blog is being paid by shittiest of candidates to get votes...;
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The Brownsville Chezzmeh group changed when it started including outsiders with their own agendas. One of these was the entry into the group of Judith Robinson. Some may know her as Judith Allen. Her main focus is self-serving as can be seen from some of her antics in this group and others. The www.BrownsvilleLoving.com site is just another front for her many websites for counseling. Why, one wonders, does she need that many fronts for her business? Not respectable and borders on the unethical; many clients gave her unethical ratings. The facebook Brownsville Loving that she set up is self serving as it hooks back to the site mentioned above. There was no need to put up a competing site as Craig's and the former Brownsville Chezzmeh were sufficient. It's all about the money to Judith and you can bet your last dime that she's making money off this and some good people of our town are being harmed in more ways than monetary.
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