𝗚𝗢𝗩. 𝗔𝗕𝗕𝗢𝗧𝗧 𝗢𝗥𝗗𝗘𝗥𝗦 𝗧𝗛𝗘 𝗡𝗔𝗧𝗜𝗢𝗡𝗔𝗟 𝗚𝗨𝗔𝗥𝗗 𝗧𝗢 𝗤𝗨𝗘𝗟𝗟 𝗣𝗢𝗦𝗦𝗜𝗕𝗟𝗘 "𝗥𝗜𝗢𝗧𝗦" 𝗜𝗡 𝗦𝗔𝗡 𝗔𝗡𝗧𝗢𝗡𝗜𝗢

                                     

Artist's conception of an Abbott visit to Brownsville

Dim-witted Greg "Barbed-Wire" Abbott outshines almost all Trump suckups.  Just a pat on the top of the head by our convicted felon President sends the governor into a state of pure ecstacy. 

Abbott's latest monkey-see-monkey do move is ordering the Texas National Guard deployed to strategic points in Texas since that strategy worked so well in Los Angeles.  

Abbott adds a free civics lesson to the deployment, educating Texans that while "peaceful protest is legal," "harming a person or property is illegal & will lead to arrest."  

Trump jumped all over what had been a mostly peaceful protest against immigration raids in L.A., hoping to escalate things by deploying the National Guard, then 700 U.S. Marines as obvious provocation.  

                                     

Abbott's self-professed Christianity on display at the border

Abbott can claim he's not simply mimicking Trump as the San Antonio Express has reported that Police Chief William McManus contacted state officials on Monday night seeking to "confirm" the presence of the National Guard in the city.  

Saturday looks to be a big news day across the U.S. as "No Kings" events are scheduled to combat aristocracy while Trump spends $45M on a Kim Jong Un style military birthday party for himself in Washington, D.C., wasting money some feel would be better spent on those Trump calls "losers and suckers," homeless veterans who've served our country in the military.   

                                     

Abbott meets Trump the Lord