𝗧𝗥𝗨𝗠𝗣'𝗦 𝗟𝗜𝗞𝗘𝗟𝗬 𝗦𝗛𝗢𝗥𝗧 𝗟𝗜𝗦𝗧 𝗧𝗢 𝗥𝗘𝗣𝗟𝗔𝗖𝗘 𝗧𝗛𝗘 𝗗𝗜𝗦𝗔𝗣𝗣𝗢𝗜𝗡𝗧𝗜𝗡𝗚 𝗝.𝗗. 𝗩𝗔𝗡𝗖𝗘 𝗔𝗦 𝗥𝗨𝗡𝗡𝗜𝗡𝗚 𝗠𝗔𝗧𝗘

J.D. Vance

With Trump's VP pick, J.D. Vance, suffering from terminal foot in mouth disease, Saturday Night Live's writing staff is already writing hilarious shit for its pending season while Trump beats the proverbial bushes for a replacement.

What could possibly go wrong with Trump's selecting a vice presidential candidate because "he liked me more than almost anyone?"

Vance, who's feeble attempts at humor on the campaign trail have fallen flat, doesn't get it as he simply doubles down on his contention that Americans without biological children have no real stake in our country.

With current Vice President Kamala Harris on a trajectory to slip past Trump in the polls, the last thing he needs is a doofus VP candidate as a dead weight in to his MAGA campaign.

While Trump's spokespeople continue to claim that Trump is "thrilled" with his VP choice, it behooves us to find alternatives to young Mr. Vance.

David Duke

Louisana's David Duke, former Grand Wizard of the KKK, would fit seemlessly in the next Trump administration hierarchy.  

Duke, like Trump, is no racist, but, would simply prefer Blacks to enjoy their own country, somewhere on the African continent.  

Duke does have a few skeletons in his closet, though, having personally pocketed donations to the 1972 George Wallace campaign, then, did some prison time in 2003 for using campaign donations to support white supremacy. 

Arkansas Governor Sarah Huckabee Sanders

Arkansas Governor Sarah Huckabee Sanders has to be included in any Trump VP replacement list despite illegally using $19,000 in state funds for a vacation to Paris with a gal friend.  

The fake media, or its equivalent in Arkansas, has hounded Sanders for her improper spending, despite her very reasonable explanation that the $19,000 was used for a lectern she very much needed to perform her duties as governor, although reporters have not been allowed to view this exquisite lectern.

Kid Rock, one of Trump's steadiest supporters from the world of entertainment, is also on the former president's short list as a VP replacement for the disappointing J.D. Vance.

If any entertainer has the intellect and understanding of our country's historical democracy to serve a heartbeat away from the presidency, it's Kid Rock.

George Clooney

Truly, it chafes and horrifies us when "woke" Hollywood types, like George Clooney, just can't grasp how President Trump is trying to selflessly help our country, and, have withheld their support, but, as they say, you just "can't fix stupid."