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While Brownsville still basks in the warm light of the Veterans victory of CC Miller, a lone wolf howls from the west, dusty McAllen to be exact, desperately crying for relevance and clickbait.
Duardo Paz-Martinez, the George Santos of the local blogosphere, promises another one of his spell-binding "Taco Tuesdays," as if we weren't already full "up to here" with his stuffed entrees.
"The Putz," as he's known in these parts, tossed us the desperation heave at 3:52 AM, although we weren't up and around to receive it.
"YOU exaggerated a few things about yourself, Barton. Little Hands. Thanks for the cool Taco Tuesday material!!!!"
So, George Santos, we mean Duardo Martinez, is featuring us in another one of his Tuesday taco specials. If that doesn't make you want to gag, nothing will.
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| Duardo "Selfie" from his laptop |
We can only speculate as what this notorious 75 year old "writer" of fake stories, supplemented by fake comments, will type.
Will it be political intrigue from Brownsville's premier watering hole, the one he calls "Cobblestones," that locals know as Cobbleheads?
Or, will Duardo reassume the fake identity of "Sam Losoya, college student from Harlingen" as he once signed his blog articles?
We're on the edge of our pool chairs.
You are such a pussy, Little Hands Barton. I may or may not post Taco Tuesday, but it's good to know you live in fear of it. I have such power over your lard ass, Dairy Neck!!!! LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ReplyDelete3:52 AM? "Sleepless in McAllen?"
ReplyDeleteFICTION, By CLOWN BLOGGER BARTON: Nena told me in 1980 she wanted no funeral, no burial. She's been an organ donor for over 30 years. When she heard about donating her body to science, she signed herself up for that, not me.
ReplyDeleteThe above comments are illustrative of Duardo's 13 year obsession with me, my wife, my blog. Now, he "threatens" to pull Taco Tuesday? OMG! The blogosphere will be crushed with despair! The guy is such a narcissist like his veritable twin George Santos!!! LMFAO!!!!!!!
DeleteDuardo doesn't need you lard ass. In just a few weeks, at the behest of his extensive readership, he'll be touring the hill country to sample some of that region's legendary cuisine.
DeleteNena is still angry...she wanted a traditional burial...Jim went cheap on her. FACTS. LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteObviously, Duardface, you're an "alternate facts" guy, always with a fake narrative, fake stories and fake comments, not to mention that you sent some of the nastiest sexual innuendo possible to my late wife. You disrespected her in life and in death. What shame you also brought to your own mother with your smallness as a man, your misogyny, your vulgar pettiness. You must be a real hoot to live with, likely why you've been unable to sustain a relationship. Your impotence is not simply physical, but also mental and spiritual, a pitiable state for an old man.
DeleteJim, I can still wear jeans. You can't. Your physical state leads all to say you're the fat pussy living a pitiable state. No question about it. Your own photos don't lie, Dairy Neck. Post some more recent ones to disprove me...Little Hands... LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
DeleteJim, you should post that comment on every article you write about that nutjob.
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