MIKE PENCE FINDS HIS MANHOOD AFTER 938 DAYS!

 

Former Vice President and Republican Candidate for President Mike Pence

Did someone slip some testosterone into Mike Pence's morning Postum?

Has the neutered former Trump VP effectively "grown a pair?"

Has Pence's wife, the one he subordinately refers to as "Mother," left the house on an extended Girl's Night Out?

What we're grasping for is some rationale for Pence's most recent unPencelike statement of the obvious:

"Today's indictment serves as an important reminder:  Anyone who puts himself over the Constitution should never be President of the United States."

But, heavens to Betsy, there's more.  The man who's had zero reaction to Trump cultists setting up gallows for him 938 days ago, continues:

"On January 6, former President Trump demanded that I choose between him and the Constitution.  I chose the Constitution and I always will."

Now, this sudden display of intestinal fortitude may not budge Pence out of single digits in the 2024 presidential race, but these are words that should gain him some respect as a man.

Mike!  You finally spoke up son.  

Good for you!