Thursday, August 22, 2019

POSTCARD FROM THE EDGE, WELL, ACTUALLY, JERRY MCHALE

Jerry's Photo from Coimbra, Portugal
In those "old days" you hate to hear about, we bought a scenic post card from a rotating rack at a tourist trap and scribbled "Wish you were here!" on the back, along with other braggadocio about how much fun were having while the reader was not.  

 Those cards found there way into the top drawer of grandma's dresser, never to be touched until the movers came to remove her belongings posthumously.

 So, there was no element of surprise when blogging friend, Jerry McHale, sent us the following email from Europe, where he seems to be searching for something he can't find here:
Jerry McHale 2019
Saudaçáes Jim do ensolarado, mas legal Portugal!  

How's it hangin' mofo?  

Doin' what I do on the riverbanks of Coimbra.

Hey Jim, this dark-eyed beauty, about 6'1" with legs to eternity, pulled me on the dance floor last night.  If not for "her" 10 inch erection bumping me in the wrong place, she might have had her way with me in the room and then tossed me in an alley dumpster.

Anyway, dodged that bullet and I've reset my chromosome radar.  

BTW,  I'll be back in B'ville before lovely Ana arrives.
  
Cuide-se meu amigo,

Jerry
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4 comments:

  1. AnonymousAugust 23, 2019 at 11:36 AM

    That's an Internet photo. McHale is in his cheap motel room!

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    1. Jim BartonAugust 23, 2019 at 12:35 PM

      Let's clear up your confusion. That's a screen shot from Erasmo Castro's video of Jerry giving the Public Comment speech he'd prepared for the Commissioners Court. Since County Judge Eddie Trevino, Jr. limited the comments to the LNG tax abatement, Erasmo shared online comments from Craig Grove, Jerry and me. This was recorded in Judge Trevino's office while the Commissioners Court meeting was still in progress.

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    2. AnonymousAugust 23, 2019 at 1:18 PM

      Meant that photo above that one. You're confused.

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    3. AnonymousAugust 23, 2019 at 5:26 PM

      "Meant that photo above that one." Sure. Sometimes adjectives can help to clarify your meaning, making your writing more precise. You might have referred to the "top photo" or the "photo in the upper left hand corner." You may benefit from an app called Grammarly. It could greatly enhance your writing. Give it a try and let us know if it helps.

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