ARE WE WITNESSING THE PUSSIFICATION OF DR. G.F. MCHALE-SCULLY?

Has the Blogfather Been Pussified?

Are these the "End Times," the "Last Days," an episodic prelude to Armageddon?

Has that which was once hot become cold?  Are the last becoming first and the first last?  

Are we witnessing the pussification of Dr. G.F. McHale-Scully?

Medical experts explain that the pineal gland calcifies.  Geologists wax eloquent on why fallen trees petrify.  Is there a mental health professional out there who can tell us why in the Ha.des once-hard bloggers pussify?  Is flaccidity inevitable?

Only yesterday, McHale-Scully, in a cleverly and entertainingly written account, beat down local blogger Bobby Wightman-Cervantes, essentially for calling out politicos, something McHale himself has done frequently, back when he could still get it up.

Just a few quotes from McHale, pre-pussification:

"I shake my head when I still find myself writing about Gilberto Hinojosa, Eddie Trevino, Tony Martinez, Cesar De Leon, Julieta Garcia, Pat Ahumada, Jessica Tetreau, Ernie Hernandez, Conrado Cantu, Abel Limas, Armando Villalobos and the rest of the soulless characters who are insatiable in their feeding frenzies."

"I am a Democrat, but I'm not a Cameron County Democrat who would rub shoulders with such rats as Gilberto Hinojosa, Tony Martinez, Armando Villalobos, Conrado Cantu and the rest of the blackguards who have no problem selling out their people because they have no problems selling their souls to the highest bidder."

"Associates of Gilberto Hinojosa, Tony Martinez, Eddie Trevino, Julieta Garcia, Carlos Elizondo and Ernie Hernandez have told me that I could squeeze the public for $250,000, but I'm not a greedy individual. Anyone asking for that sum is sleeping with a different prostitute every night. I would be more than thankful for a $100,000."
"And if the likes of Trevino, Tony Martinez, Gilberto Hinojosa, Ernie Hernandez, Joe Rodriguez, Carlos Elizondo and Cesar Lopez aren't in jail, they should be tossed on the trash heap of history."

Now, some things can be explained.  Al Gore gave us the lowdown on global warming.  Roger Miller talked about the difficulty of rollerskating in a buffalo herd.  Donald Trump gave us the gist of the Pauline epistle of "Two Corinthians."

We even fathom the constant promotion of a McAllen blog.  Who wants intimate details about an ex-wife out there?

And yes, Mike Hernandez III loses some of his goofiness when he threatens the old pension with a a defamation lawsuit.  We get that.

But, why go soft on local politicos?  

Does this have anything to do with alien abduction?

OMG.  I just realized Bobby Wightman-Cervantes may have stolen Jerry's brain, replacing it with his own.

That would explain everything!