Monday, September 24, 2018

BREAKING NEWS: VALADEZ YIELDS TO WIGHTMAN'S DEMAND FOR MEETING AS THE BLOGGER SETS THE VENUE

Chris Valadez, Heading to
Harlingen for a Meeting
with the Bobster?
Carlos Cascos's longtime operative, Chris Valadez, extends the Cameron County Republicans recent extraordinary bendover for eccentric blogger Bobby Wightman-Cervantes as the mentally quick, former administrative aide evidently plans collusion with the Bobster in the northern or eastern reaches of Cameron County sometime soon. . .

Mr. Wightman announced the heretofore clandestine meetup yesterday on his blog, the BROWNSVILLE VOICE:

"Some added information. Even Cris Valadez agreed to meet with me in Harlingen for lunch. I never meet with people for information or stories in Brownsville, maybe save once. We meet either in Harlingen or SPI. So ad(sic) this to your story. Not only will people meet with me, but they will meet my demand we meet in Harlingen or SPI."

Bobby Wightman-Cervantes
In caving in to Mr. Wightman's "demands," not only for a meeting, but a meeting location of the blogger's own choosing, Valadez violates a longstanding local Republican rule, the so-called "11th Commandment," that "Nothing good comes from talking to Bobby Wightman-Cervantes."

The BROWNSVILLE VOICE, described by Wightman as the city's only "unbought" blog, continues to uncover "con artists, hypocrites, liars and racists" among local politicos, coining the phrase "verifiable lies."

Brownsville's Bloggers
with Valadez in 2012
Recently Mr. Wightman revealed that, in 2012, then County Judge Carlos Cascos gave the blogger a "private audience" to protect him from being "tainted" by association with the city's other three bloggers during a forum to discuss alleged irregularities with a former election administrator.

Wightman now refers to those complaints as "defamation." 


6 comments:

  1. Two assholes meet in the asshole of the Valley! Nothing more than that, Jim.

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  2. What I want to know is what did Morgan do that pissed you off so much? You went from neutral for so long to at her throat and then attacking everybody around her nonstop. Don’t get me wrong, I love the show. But you really have a hard on for the local RepubliCAN Barbie.. What’s up? All the Far East prospects bring you around to resenting the homegrown variety of single babes?

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  3. Morgan Cisneros Graham? I've never attacked her. In fact, I've said nothing about her. While I did dissect a long bit of commentary she wrote, there was nothing personal in my response. I respect the lady.

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  4. VALADEZ is unemployed. That he smooches up to Blimp only says that he has NO LIFE! The guy who called him and Booby assholes is right-on!!! LOL

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  5. The old lady looking blogger from Mcallen says you only pay $1.38 in property taxes Jim. That’s $1.38 more than he does. The goofy old lady looking dude only owns a 30 year old sweater that he mixes with two 20 year old banana republic shirts that smell of moth-balls. Jujuju

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    1. That's an old trick, Chris, to hide an insult for one person within an apparent insult for another. I'll give you a C- grade on execution.

      Your figure is a bit off, but Cameron County does assess the porch of my RV. RV stands for recreational vehicle, not taxed as property.

      As for your observation on clothing, would you be blown away if someone wore brand new Banana Republic shirts?

      Obviously, you and I have very different values.

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