New York City Mayor, Michael Bloomberg, has successfully imposed wellness on the 8 million residents of NYC and the millions of annual visitors. During his administration three health initiatives have already passed:
1. Smoking is banned in all eateries.
2. Trans fats are outlawed in restaurants
3. Restaurant chains must post calorie counts on menus and menu boards
As of June 1, Bloomberg has submitted a 4th proposal; the ban of sale of sugary drinks larger than 16 oz. The justification for such a measure? New York City's high rate of obesity.
City Commissioner, Dr. Rose Gowen, Age 52 |
Recently, Commissioner Gowen has added responsibilities which may enable her to extend the wellness message further in the Brownsville community. After the orchestrated firing of Delina Barrera, Gowen has assumed the chairwomanship of the Brownsville Community Incentive Corportion or BCIC. Mean Mister Brownsville has learned that Ms. Gowen is concerned about the menu served at the Brownsville Sports Park, now somewhat under her control as the new chairwoman. Unhealthy foods such as nachos, chili dogs and sugary soft drinks may no longer be served, replaced by healthy alternatives.
Not since former mayor Pat Ahumada was hit in the chest by a flying plastic bag while riding his motorcycle has Brownsville faced the imposition of rules for its own good. The plastic bag ban was poorly thought out and remains poorly implemented, actually reducing the quality of life for Brownsville residents, not raising it. H.E.B. shoppers, for the most part, simply have their groceries loaded loose into the shopping cart. I recently saw a family pushing a fully loaded cart with meats, vegetables, canned goods, ramen noodles, etc. Three large dozen and a half egg cartons were on the bottom of the cart as it negotiated the slight incline down to the parking lot. The eggs slipped out, crushing about half of them. So much for improving our quality of life.
WalMart has never even acknowledged Brownsville's plastic bag ban. The outfit forces Brownsville customers to bag their own groceries on top of the old spinning plastic bag rack with a surface area on top of about one square foot. Again, quality of life lowered for Brownsville residents by a poorly implemented program.
So now, we may face some dietary restrictions at the sports park if rumors are true. It might be helpful now to identify some of the problematic food items known to create health issues. Certainly anything suspected of contributing to obesity, cancer, hypertension, gout, diabetes or even halitosis should be curtailed.
Foods contributing to hypertension(high blood pressure)
Salty foods: canned soups, chips, pretzels, condiments(soy sauce, ketchup, salad dressing), salted nuts, alcohol(beer, wine, liquor), trans fats.
Foods high in fat
chocolate, cheezes, butter, cream, ice cream, fried foods, chips, fries, pastry, sausages, pies, pizza
Foods causing gout(arthritis)
red meat, game meats, shrimp, sweetbreads, peas, spinach, lentils, beans, asparagus, alcohol, gravy
These are just a few of the foods that may or not be considered acceptable in the Brownsville Sports Park.
You do not need the commas referring to New York's mayor in the first sentence. Why do locals have a problem with use of this grammar feature?
ReplyDeleteAnon
Actually, you're incorrect. What I didn't need was the capitalization of the term "Mayor." But the commas were necessary as I was referring to Michael Bloomberg, who happens to be the mayor, not to Mayor Michael Bloomberg. I just didn't like the look of not capitalizing, but that is what was in error.
DeleteJim
No, capitalizing "mayor" is correct. It is a proper title. Now, if you'd written "New York City's mayor, Mike Bloomberg,..." then you could have used the commas as you did, and that, too, would have been grammatically correct.
DeleteCommas, for some reason, challenge locals. You'll find few who actually know how to use them properly. Juan Montoya has no idea on how properly use them, but that's only one of his ESL somersaults with the English language.
Anon
You didn't understand what I just said, but I don't have the time or energy for this. Carry on.
DeleteWhat do you expect why we have poor grammar its cause we're PUBLIC SHOOL EDUCATED.
DeleteGuilty as charge!
You are totally wrong on the plastic bag ban and on bagging your own stuff. My Walmart clerks, all of them (notice the use of commas), take my bags, load them on the hooks and bag my groceries like they always did.
ReplyDeleteFeeling sorry for some dumbass who can't remember to bring bags is certainly not the answer.
Survival of the fittest dicatates that the person who drops a box of oatmeal will have it all over the one who drops a box of eggs.
To Grammar Nazi@AnonymousJune 28, 2012 6:02 PM
ReplyDeleteIt's called a blog, start one already. Doing so will allow you to impress us "locals" with your grammatical prowess.
See you in Oslo, Norway when you collect your Nobel Prize in Literature.
DITTOS!!!!!!!
DeleteWhat? The plastic bag ban has lowered our quality of life? Maybe your's but not mine. Creating no smoking areas has, no doubt, lowered the quality of life for smokers but it has improved mine. For years it looked like the white plastic bag was the city bird they way they were perched on the fences and trees around busy stores I'll argue that the plastic bag ban has, in fact, reduced the nanny state issue in Brownsville. It has made people responsible for their own bags. You shouldn't need a "nanny", be it the government or the store, to see that you are properly equiped when you go to the market. Sometimes quality of life issues require us all to put forth a little effort.
ReplyDeleteMescalero
Mescalero,
ReplyDeleteThe bag ban didn't affect me personally as my wife and I have used cloth bags for ten years. The effect of the plastic on sea life and the appearance of the bags strewn across our windy county is well documented.
Yes, there is definitely a personal responsibility factor associated with one's quality of life.
Jim
The city didn't ban common sense, so I don't accept the story about he people putting egg cartons on the bottom of the cart as proof of poor planning on the city's part. It was just poor judgement on an individual's part.
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