tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4696772328771334084.post7159284326347253217..comments2024-03-28T19:48:21.617-07:00Comments on THE BROWNSVILLE OBSERVER : Tony Juarez Running Like Hell from Identification with Mike Hernandez III's OP 10.33Unknownnoreply@blogger.comBlogger2125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4696772328771334084.post-15107923987856385192016-06-23T21:39:45.670-07:002016-06-23T21:39:45.670-07:00OP.10.33 STUDY DISCOVERS NEW TREATMENT FOR LOW TES...<b>OP.10.33 STUDY DISCOVERS NEW TREATMENT FOR LOW TESTOSTERONE IN OBESE, MIDDLE AGED MEN</b><br /><br />We are proud to announce the results of a new study OP.10.33 funded that discovered a new, innovative treatment for low testosterone in obese, middle aged men. A new therapeutic practice called canogerentologic massage therapy has shown proven results in moderately increasing testosterone levels and preventing hot flashes in the obese, middle aged men the study followed. Canogerentologic massage therapy is where an obese, middle aged man suffering from low testosterone levels massages and bathes a geriatic woman wearing a medical grade latex and leather dog outfit. Sessions normally last between 30 and 45 minutes and the positive effects of the therapy last for the duration of the session. We believe the FDA will conduct double-blind studies to determine the efficacy of this groundbreaking and innovative treatment very shortly. We are confident that scientific breakthroughs like canogerentologic massage therapy will increase Brownsville's overall profile and give the city a reputation for medical research. We believe that the government will fund long term studies into canogerentologic massage therapy which may employ anywhere between zero and 15,000 Brownsville residents. OP.10.33 is proud of our contributions to the field of science and to the betterment of our community.From the Desk of MIKE HERNANDEZ, III!noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4696772328771334084.post-55604702433876898162016-06-23T13:31:03.247-07:002016-06-23T13:31:03.247-07:00Why do people run for office if they can not contr...Why do people run for office if they can not control their temper.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com